Bill Cipher x Clark Stakey

The Greatest Meeting Of All Time

You are walking down a spooky alley. You gasp as you see a sweaty triangle. He runs into you and blushes so much that his sweat falls onto your skin. He was wearing a pink top hat and a pink biwtie. You gasp aggresively and fal over. The triangle asks you "Hey y/n you're kinda cute he says" he just knows your name and its normal. You nod your head and kiss him passionately. 
                                                                                                                bill cipher looks up suddently "y/n im pregnaanotn with clarkys babies" you look up angrily "WHO I980s CLAKRY" bill cipher kisses you one last passionate time "hes your dada" you twist your head and look down up at him and say "oh yeah i forgot about my daday:"                                                                                        




you tiem travel onto past (thisis normal)
"CLAKRY HONEY I  THINK IM GOIJNA GAVE BORTHI"
clark runs 
he runs out the door
"CLAKRY WAIET YOU FORGOT YOURSHIRTS AND YOUR"
clark looks back and starts smilling and crying his wrinkles roll down his cwheek"
"im sorry billy ciphy i belong with the wolf pack not here"
thats when clarky realized his true self, he was emo 
clark grew hair on his head and used it to propel himself out the door
clark and bill livede in a grocery store
bill started sobvbing and a grown man slipped out of bill
bill kissed him on the forhead passionately and y/n kissed him back passinately
"mo
bill twisted his eye to look at y/n closer
you giggle so cutely
"hey dadday?" bill nods "yes son??" you look sidewaysx sadly "where is my other pretty daddaty?" 
bill drops your on the ground and walks away you smile

the end of normal backstory


you telopoert back to reality (this is normal)

"im havign a son?"
what



a carrot slides out of your  belly buttin
clark sookky flies in and performs a mating dance with the caroota
"THST MY SON DAD"
i dont care
*HE PULL S HIS SHIRT OFF AGGRESIVELY*
he signs
the carrot gives burth 59 times in a row and they all look like morgan freeman
big birtha appears and disappears
irts normal
you walk to school with the 59 morgan freemans
you all giggle as clark follows you its normal
hey son
what

you get into schol
you pick up an a+ and you pass scholl
and you chug whiskey (so quikry)
the rat from rat house comes inm and takes your whiskey and gives it to the grandma because she needs her bapds and not whiskey
she starts to YELP
LOUD YELOAP
it sounds just like patricu

dipper spawns out of bill and kisses him passionaelty
dipper is sad because he is not proehgneate
he eats a taco

what



\\\\\\\firestar get pregnant part two 
firestar and blurestare have babibyes
wheres my daday bluestar?" I do not know firestar"
signs
freddy kisses bluetsar on the ear (very wet)
fire star yell "WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME"
bluestar slaps firestar
i love freddy bluetsar gasps passonately
THEESE KIDTS ARE FREDDYS AND GREGORYS


firestar is pregnant part 7

firestar looks up into the sky and licks it
bluetsar sees him and slaps him and rins away
 end of part 91
thank you for reading



bill cipher is pregannt part 67
bill cipher was getting sick of clark stakys mating dances and decides to marry y/n
you both keep the 59 morgan freemans and you have 50 pink bill ciphers
with hot man faces
what




what


to be continuea