Utter Dysfunction

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Tell me. Can you imagine in your own life that you have nothing to hide? If you're imaginative, perhaps. As I'm asking this question, I am decoding. Malik has gotten himself into a kerfuffle. He is on the chair, stretched out like a Starfish. One can only begin to reason with this soon-to-be Man child. "Define Abstinence," I asked Malik as if he were my student. On his Primitive Desk of his is the note of sincere warning! The phone rings. Mr. Prudent isn't allowed to have his own electronics. I would go into detail, but Grandfather Thomas is summoning me. 

You may think that I'm in an interrogation room. You're on the nose. Once I enter any place, I own it.


As I'm on the phone, I check on my baby sister. Jada Prudent has responsibilities to attend to. Who is he? My father. "Has your Father fed the baby?" Grandfather Thomas asked me. "He did." I answered almost proudly. "but he forgot to burp her." He sighs. Pondering over the recent turn of events. In 5 days, Trust grew wings and flew out the window. See, Sultan and Prudent are obviously opposites. As children are half and half, we must find a proper balance. In the past, I was more of a people pleaser than a prop gentleman. 

In her room, Nelge stands in her crib. I'm reading through customers' complaints. . . on paper! As I'm sifting through this 'colorful' usage of words, My Mother walks in. Nelge coos at us, "My Sidekick." says Zoe Sultan as she picks Nelge up from the crib. I check my phone to see if I have any missed calls. I hand Mother my phone. Make your own conclusions if you want. Self-control and Self Discipline are traits we take pride in. Photography is one of my Mother's hobbies. Since my phone has the best camera, the photos are there as a Defense Mechanism. "How's my son doing?" asked Ms. Sultan. Nelge blows raspberries into the air.

"I'm headed straight for the castle They wanna make me their   there's an old man sitting on the throne that's Saying that I probably shouldn't be so mean I'm headed straight for the castle They've got the kingdom locked up And there's an old man sitting on the throne that's Saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut Straight for the castle."

                                                                                                                                                           Halsey           




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