Once upon a time... is a really boring way to start a story. Although I rather enjoyed it, even with the witches. Anyway, um in some weird era of life there was an Olivia and she loved hot dogs. But the hotdogs fought back when Olivia tried to eat them. So Olivia ate the weak ones and hoped they wouldn't fight back. The stronger ones made an army though, to avenge the fallen soldiers. But the army was defeated by goblins. The goblins had other plans and turned on our good pal Olivia... So Jackson being the good boyfriend he is, kidnapped Olivia. Olivia hated this and tried to kill him. She did not know it was him and was scared. She killed him and ate his pet turtle Ronald. The turtle started to kick inside of her stomach and this frightened her. She puked him up and went on an adventure with this turtle. They became best friends and Olivia learned how to talk to the turtle. The turtle eventually raped her, but Olivia liked it. So the turtle asked Olivia to marry him. They went on their honeymoon the next week. On the honeymoon Olivia got pregnant with evil turtles. Olivia becomes happy and evil, soon she has the baby turtles. Ronald got jealous of the baby turtles and brutally murdered them all. The babies started to haunt Olivia, causing her to go crazy. This made her kill herself and Ronald. Ronald and Olivia both ended up in hell where they made all the love they wanted.
THE END
~~~authors note~~~only_you_can_be_you helped write this story
