Once there was a little gurl named Watermelondrea. She had no family. Her my overdosed on KFC, and her dad did shot himself in the knee to get some weed. He later died of starvation of watermelons. Watermelondrea's sister and brother drowned. Her sister in a pool, her brother in the pussy. He took one for the team. Watermelondrea had a pet dog that she found in an alley, but later accidentally sold is to an Asian named Ling Ling. Watermelondrea was very lonely. She needed some new friends, and money. She auditioned for iCarly (playing the role of Carly) but the producer said she was a horny as whore motherfucking slut with no ass-whiping life. Even though those harsh words were said Watermelondrea is used to it and took no offense.
