let's go to the Jardín

The End

NAOMI POV

I felt myself being shaken up by an omnious all powerful presence and once opening my eyes I saw the only most powerful tree in the world. LORD SOPHIE. she looked majestic in her green dress with her legs spread in a weird way. I mean who even walks like that. It must be so uncomfortable just walking around and stuff.

The colour of the dress was so greeny it made me imagine licking Amy's gorgeous garden coloured eyes. I would love to just sprinkle some of Lord sophies nail dust on top of her eyes and savagely eat them without a single care in the world. It would be my last dying wish.

Suddenly I remembered the weird vampire that came up to me called willy boy. I had no intention of completing my part of the deal, after all there wasn't much he could do to me? I looked up staring in the dark pits of the brown cabbage coloured circles surrounded by flesh. They looked at me like I was going to die soon and I knew I was after the kind warning I received from willy boy. The vampire had told me seconds before unconsciousness took over me how I would be reincarnated.

A sadistic smirk took over the entirety of my face including my eyes making them a mouth. I started giggling like a little possessed child, I mean I did shove up a dead child's heart up one of my many victims derriere. I couldn't wait to see the shock on everyone's face once they would find out I was still alive and thriving. Just the thought was better than any cuncicudl I had ever received from anyone.

"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU SILLY LITTLE GIRL" She aggravatingly shouted with all of her bony power. I just looked at her with amusement lacing every inch of my face. If only she knew.

As if a sudden realisation came to her her face relaxed into one of pure bliss leaving me a confused wet mess. "You really thought I wouldn't know about willy boy? I know everything. I have already killed him but you want to know the best part? The curse hasn't been taken off you. You will still be reincarnated like a hopeless little tree sapling but with no way of ever escaping" I looked at Lord sophie horrified as she released a demonic chuckle that resonated throughout the woody tree leaving of the leaves to fall on my head and go into my brain making it gardeny.

I couldn't even have a second to process the newfound information before I felt my near being ripped out from my chest. I gasped for my breath as my hands instantly went to the empty of my hole. Coughing up blood I felt my eyes slowing losing its life as I fell to the floor. All I could do was watch as endless pools of blood circulated around my dying frame. I could feel the metal taste in my mouth as the scarlet liquid kept pouring out like sap from a tree.

I lay there waiting for death to take me and when it finally did I was glad but I knew this wasn't going to be over so soon.

5 hours later

A bush surrounded me. It was like a cramped little box with little to no space to even breath. I remembered what happened just a few hours ago and. I was reincarnated into a bush surrounded by a bush. I felt someone walking by as they sat on me. Before I even knew it I felt this solid stinky substance being layer upon. I wanted to die. I didn't want to be a bush where could do their business in.

But no matter how many times I died I would always be reincarnated into the things i hate the most.

Jardins.

THE END