bingo bango

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i hate myself im so bad at writing omg

you can look up what y/n and stuff means im lazy sorry

you work at big coffee or something


y/n's pov:

After my 15 minute break, I get back to work and serve 1 customer. Then, the ground started shaking. Gloria, Cricket, and me were extremely confused. But, the source became clear when we saw a huge vehicle that said "wholesome coffee" the driver opened the latch and out came a man who looked to be in his late 20s. I was immediately struck by his attractive appearance, making me blush a bit. 


Cricket: "what the heck was that?"

Chip: "oh, you mean my wholesome foods coffee truck?

Cricket: *laughs* "oh nevermind, it's just Chip."

Gloria: "what on earth are you doing??"

Chip: "Little lady, I am putting Big Coffee out of business, and then Cricket will have to get a new job, and the commute will probably be really long, and he will be SO inconvenienced!"

Cricket: "and, how exactly are you planning to put Big Coffee out of business?"

*a man comes up and is about to open the door to Big Coffee*

Chip: "Sir! are you looking for a coffee?"

man: "Oh! yeah, I was just gonna go in here and buy some.

Chip: "No need! Greg! top him off!"

*Greg shoots a bazooka at the man and coffee comes out and smacks the man in the face*

Chip: "stop! Venti, Venti. Hey buddy, ya had enough?

man: *smacks lips* I have! Thank you!


OMG I JUST FOUND THIS ITS ALL THE CRIMES CHIP HAS COMMITTED HAHAHHAH

OMG I JUST FOUND THIS ITS ALL THE CRIMES CHIP HAS COMMITTED HAHAHHAH

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anyway its 300 in the morning no joke im done for now

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