One More Night

Miss Gawky Hawky

Nothing is registered in my mind right now except a thousand "What the hell, what the hell? what the freakin'hell is going on here? "

I feel like I was in a middle of dream or a nightmare ,maybe.

Finally, I pulled my self together and not knowing what to do, I just let out a long, high pitched shout.

I don't know if it sounded more like Mariah Carey doing a whistle or just a shout.

I guess I over shouted this time because the man immediately stood up,looking stunned and rattled.

"Shit! What happened Jane?

He eyed the room not even looking at me.

Who the f*ck is Jane?

I ask myself incredulously.

Well why do I care who the fuck is Jane? Like duh!? Alex! Is it more important to know than ask who the hell is this naked man??

And speaking of naked.

There he is.

Exposing his full glory. I didn't expect him to jump off the bed not aware that he is naked.

I unknowingly fixed my gaze on him. And there it goes, it landed on the very spot I dare not look.

"Wow. "

 Holy crap. Is that what I'm supposed to say?

Then the man who look like a statue in a censored Roman Museum seemed to have said something.But I did not understand any of it. My brain seemed to stopped working.

Huh. I didn't thought brains could lag too.

But who can blame me? Waking up with a man beside you and seeing him naked plus having a blurry memory of what happened certainly caused my brain to overload.

Then the man smiled devilishly,as if he had proven something.

"Do you intend to gawk at me all day?

He said with a naughty smile playing on his lips.

Gawk at him?

That's when I realized that I've been checking him out the whole time.

Pull yourself together Alex!!

I covered my face as quickly as possible.

But it was too late. Wayyyy too late for that reaction. I've already seen what I'm not suppose to see. Now my face looks like a truck of tomatoes had been dropped off in it.

Is fate playing with my life again!??

Damien's POV

I was in the middle of my beautiful sleep when I felt a touch on my midriff. At first it was a simple touch but it moved and caressed me. I smiled softly.

"Umm..."

The hand slightly stopped moving.

"Stop that Jane, you're tickling me... "

I felt the hand suddenly withdrawed and the person beside me kept still.

Weird. But I decided to do the same, and so I kept still.

Then I felt the bedsheet being harshly pulled away from me and then pause...

then a loud shout...

What the f*ck!!???

I suddenly leap out of the bed looking stunned and not caring if I'm wearing anything.

"Shit!...

...what happened Jane!?? "

I look at the woman in front of me sitting on the bed in trance which doesn't resemble Jane in even the tiniest bit.

She seemed to be in shock.

She looked at me from my head doooown until her eyes stopped on my midriff. I followed her gaze and that's when I realized...

I AM F*CKIN NAKED.

She breath out some word which I did not understand.

"Oh... " I looked back at her and stood up straight like nothing is wrong.

"Um,forgive me, miss. But, I don't mean to...err,appear looking like this. But, I may want to ask,

do we know each other? I mean, its not like I know and remember every girl I would usually woke up with," I chuckled."but the thing is I don't remember talking to you or meeting you or whatever."

Damn, I should really stop drinking too much.

Her eyes was still fixed on the same spot. And a mischievous smile crept out of my face.

"Do you intend to gawk at me all day? " I couldn't help but ask.

Then her whole face turned red before she could even answer. She let out a squeal before covering her red face with her two hand.

"Who the f*ck are you!!? And what are you doing in my room!? And WHY. ARE.YOU.NAKED!!? "

God, does she always need to shout??

"Whoa, slow down miss" I said as I gestured to her aswell.

"Well first of all, I'm Damien. Second, did you say this is your room!? Because the last time I was here, This was still my room, and as for why I'm naked," I sighed."No, I don't know why I'm naked."

Silence.

 

"Alright, let me try this again,do you have any idea what happened? Because honestly, I don't know what I've been doing last night and how we end up here,together" I said as I massage my temples. My head starts to hurt like hell.

But of course, she didn't reply at all.

"What!? "I scrunched up my face at her when she just kept on looking at me through the slits of her finger and I could tell that her eyebrows are still knitted together.

"Don't you have any plan to cover yourself? " She said dryly while trying not to look at my body again.

Finally.

"Well, it looks like you're enjoying it, so, why would I? " I chuckled and wink at her mischievously.

"Excuse me!? I was not enjoying "it" She spoke the last word as if to make a point.

As if it wasn't obvious on her that she had been checking me out the whole time.

"Really? Well why don't you explain to me why you are still admiringly looking at my body?"I grinned." Is it you're first time to see a naked man? "

"Wow. You know what? You're unbelievable! I don't even know you but atleast now I know that you're nothing but another asshole! "She said and placed her hands on her hips which made the bed sheet that was covering her slip out of her body

"Hey, that's a bit too harsh miss,but-nice body anyway" I said naughtily as I step towards her to get the bed sheet that had slipped from her body.

"Don't you dare come near me! " She warned.

Seriously?

"I'm just going to grab the bed she-"

"Don't come near me you pervert! "She shouted and grabbed my shoe that was lying across the floor.

The next thing I knew...

there is a flying leather shoe in front of me.

Crap.