excellent entities (6teen AU)

episode one

Chalky and broomer are walking around in the mall, (basically just imagine the 6teen mall but maybe with some difference, i ain't describing a whole ass mall)

"So broomer, we need jobs, what are we gonna do bout that" chalky jumps in front of broomer, walking backwards in front of him "I don't really know, lot's of choices"

"I wanna work at the roller rink/skate shop, i like skating, why not work there" chalky continues to walk backwards, he walks backwards into a beam "ouch!!" Broomer starts chuckling at chalky and then drags him to the bombing pies and poison is running the place and moonstone is just... Sitting there... Menacingly

As broomer and chalky sit down poison said "hey guys, me and moonstone were talking about jobs, i wanna know what jobs you're gonna try to get"
"Oh, umm i don't know... Probably something music related, I've always wanted to be a musician"

"Same i actually own a guitar, but it's broken so.... Yeah.... I haven't learned more than two notes" chalky said leaning into broomer and he pushes him back "well i guess I'll be sure to add you into my band if i make one"

"Well i applied for a lot of jobs, but i only have the interview for this bogus magic shop" moonstone pointed at her phone which was showing nothing, before tub of lard comes up.

"Oh yeah i got a job at the arcade" tub of lard sits down putting his hand on his chin(?). "Well that's great TOL" poison puts her hands in the air

"I got fired 10 minutes later for bullying a kid" he then bangs his head on the table
"Oh... not great then" she puts her hands back down

Chalky stands up in his chair "i'm gonna get a job at the roller rink/skate shop"
"Huh i thought you didn't know how to skate?" Broomer said
"I don't, but goddamn it, I'm gonna learn!" Chalky hits his hands on the table

Poison starts smashing blueberries "i got a job at a hardware store, I'll get an employee discount on all stuff in the store!! I'm glad I'm finally old enough to work there!!"

Feather is pacing the mall while she's on the phone "but dad, do i really need to get a job? I could just like get popular online and make money that way" then inaudible screaming comes out in response "okay okay, fine ughhh" she hangs up the phone and continues walking
"Alright, now what am i able to even be hired for? I'm not really good at anything"

It cuts back to Poison "alright, i just need someone to take this position and I'm all set"
Feather walks up to the bombing pies
"Um hello, what kind of pies do you sell, i got six dollars" she places the money on the counter
"Well for that you can have a bombing bluebarry pie for that, that's basically all we sell, your pie is almost ready" poison puts the pie in the oven, taking the money and putting it in the register. "Thank you, uh poison bottle?" Feather questions

"Just Poison, ma'am, this might take a bit to cook, you're number 1 please take a seat I'll call you when your meal is done"

Feather turns around to sit, but then she sees broomer... "Hi broomer, nice to see you" she grins and waves awkwardly
"Yep, please get out of my face!" Broomer said in a happy but annoyed tune
"Oh of course!!" Feather walks away and literally takes a seat, walks to the nearest wall and sets it down to sit there

"Wait wait wait, can she just do that?!" Moonstone pointed at feather "no she can't do that, but i don't care enough to stop her"
Poison replied

"So broomer, how have things been since you and feather broke up" chalky gets up
"Eh, just normal stuff, i might talk to her again, but not now, where are you going?"
"First bathroom, then job interview, see ya guys later" he walks away "see you!!"

"Okay number one!! You're pie is done, also bring the chair back please!! Poison talks into a megaphone, a few seconds later feather comes dragging a chair against the ground making that weird loud noise the entire time "sorry about the chair, thanks for the pie"