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#1 The Quick Poo
A quick two-note fart slips out and before anyone says a word, you declare, "It wasn't me." Like really dude? Obviously, it was you because you're the first one to say it wasn't you.
#2 The Banana Fart
A mostly silent fart that squeaks out an odorous gas that smells like a rotten smelly old banana.
#3 The Bananana Fart
Same as above, but longer... xP
#4 The Buddah
This fart is the mother of all farts. It starts out like a car's engine, vroom vroom, and then it back fires (*BOOM*) knocking everything out.
#5 The Beefy One
Sounds loud like 'BRAAAAMMPPP!'. Will smell a bit like a rotting cabbage, infected cow and dog poop.
#6 The Stutter Fart
If you think stuttering is funny, this is a very funny fart. It is a fart that can't seem to get going. The sound is best described as pt,pt,pt-pt,pt-pt-pt,pop,pop-pop-pop-POW! It is usually a forced-out fart that only gets farted after considerable effort.
#7 The Laughing Fart
When you are laughing so hard at something you fart, and you can't deny it because everyone heard it and you might as well admit your guilt.
#8 The Had To Poop But Only Farted Fart
You run to the bathroom with the urge to purge and you let her rip, only to find that you had a huge fart.
#9 The Mario’s Jump Fart
Named after the famous and acclaimed Mario Jump, which, well.. you know... sounds like Mario's Jump -TOUUNG!
#10 The Vibrating Fart
The person sitting next to the farter can feel this one.
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