Zero was walking down the hallway at his school. Suddenly he felt the urge to shit. He realized he would not make it to the toilet in time, so he tried to subtly move into a corner to shit.
But as soon as he moved gallons of liquid shit fell down his WHITE pants.
Then his english teacher Mrs.Peach sees all the shit slowly filling up the hallway. She screams horror and faint, falling into the slowly rising shit.
Later her body was discovered after she drowned in the diarrhea.
Kai and James who were making out and talking about the joys of being abusers both fell down the stairs, smashing their heads open and tumbling into the shit lake. Again, their bodies were found later after drowning in shit.
The shit had overflowed from the school and a huge tsunami wave crashed over Shitville. Everyone drowned in the shit.
This incident was known as the Great American Shitfest.