Various Oneshots - TAKING REQUESTS

~ Hater's Gonna Hate - Hater x Fem!Reader ~

(Woo almost late Lord Hater bday present!!! And what else would an angry skeleton man who wants to conquer the galaxy more than anything want other than fanfiction written about him for his bday?!)

(also gotta mention reader is female and is a kind of nice villain??)

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"Oh, sir, you just have to focus on conquering the galaxy instead of focusing on some girl ... again!" Peepers scolded Hater, only for Hater to put his hands together with a lovesick expression, rolling around on his bed. Peepers facepalmed as Hater began, "But... this one is so much different! (Y/N) is such a good conqueror - like Dominator was - but she's actually nice to me! I can't believe I'm saying this, but... I think I may have a chance!"

Peepers groaned into his hand before crossing his arms and looking away bitterly, "Fine. Go ask her out. See what she does."

With that, the commander walked out of Hater's room.

Hater grunted and then began to whine, "Well, last time I was able to ask a girl out, Wander was there... But I REALLY DON'T WANNA GET HIS HELP!!"

He looked around before sighing in defeat and deciding to just go search for Wander to get his help once again.

Wander sat in front of Hater with his hands folded underneath his chin, smiling widely as Hater quietly groaned at the Star Nomad's excitement. Wander looked around before asking, "Wait, isn't this where you usually tie me up or something?"

"I... kind of figured out that you'd just slip out if I did that," Hater admitted, scratching his chin. Wander blew a raspberry at him before sarcastically remarking, "What?! I would never...!"

Hater cocked a nonexistent eyebrow, making Wander timidly chuckle before Wander decided to change the subject by asking, "So - you know I have to ask this again - what do you know about her?"

"Uh..." Hater dragged the 'uh' for a while before Wander cringed, making him stop and say, "Well... I know she's seen my ship, my watchdogs, my room...?"

Wander cringed once again and told him, "Yea, uh, okay. Well, good news is you've improved from last time with Dominator... but apparently you somehow didn't figure it out:"

Wander suddenly appeared behind Hater and pulled out a small poster of a diagram with a lady and a giant pink heart on her chest as he began:

"The heart of a lady,

Is a mysterious thing...

That scientis—"

"—'That smart people have fought with for years'- yea, yea," Hater interrupted, messing up the lyrics before continuing, "Ok, ok. I'll give it a go for real this time."

"Wonderful!" Wander clapped excitedly, zooming back into his seat.

Hater cleared his 'throat' and tried again:

" 'So, uh, what are some things you like to do in your free time? Y'know... other than conquer planets.' "

Wander gasped, his smile expanding even more somehow before he grabbed onto Hater's cheeks and exclaiming, "Hater!! That was a question!! One not about yourself! You really have changed!"

Hater slammed his fists on the surface in front of them angrily, "I'm not changing!! It's just ... you're good with this stuff, I guess."

Wander put his face in the palms of his hands and started to stare off into the distance with a goofy smile, "Well, I got a certain girl to thank for that..."

Hater crossed his arms and muttered bitterly, "Way to rub it in..."

Wander gasped and apologized, "Oop-! Sorry, Hater! But don't worry, you're gonna get that girl faster than I can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

"...Gee, thanks."

Knocking on the ship's door, Hater couldn't help but start to break a sweat as he watched Wander rock back and forth beside him, winking at him and flashing him a thumbs up as they awaited for the ship to open to welcome them inside.

The opening suddenly slammed open, making both of the boys jump slightly before they shrugged and entered, walking to where they usually found (Y/N) sitting whenever they had to visit her inside of her ship for whatever reason.

They both found (Y/N) sitting in front of a small board of controls, scrolling on some sort of galaxy social media site before turning to find Hater and Wander standing beside her, making her smile widely and throw her phone to the side.

"Hater! Wander! It's so nice to see you guys! I was just about to conquer this dumb planet over here if you wanted to watch?" (Y/N) blinked before turning to Wander, "...No offense, Wander...?"

Wander cringed, "I... think I'll sit this one out. Thanks for the offer, though."

"Oh, don't worry, I understand!" She turned to Hater, "What about you?"

Hater gulped before he turned to Wander, who only gave him a thumbs up before slipping away to hide behind a wall to spy, forcing Hater to fend for himself. He sighed before turning back to the female villain and replying, "Uh, that sounds nice! I'd love to...! B-But, I'd also like to ask if you'd like to, y'know, go out sometime? Maybe get some food together or some coffee??"

(Y/N) widened her eyes at the sudden offer. She turned toward Wander behind the wall, who could only smile proudly with a shrug. She felt the blood rush to her face as it flamed up in a blush, "Um, I'd... love that, actually."

"R-Really?!" Hater jumped up a bit, "I mean...! Of course you would. I am the greatest villain there is."

She couldn't help but giggle before she leaned it close to his face and whispered, "Although you're pretty great, gotta argue that... I'm probably the greatest."

She then placed a gentle kiss on his cheek before turning back to her control board and swiftly pressing a large green button, allowing her bots to begin conquering the planet for her.

Hater smiled a goofy and lovesick smile before going to stand next to her and watching as she conquered the planet, laughing along with her as they watched the civilians scream in terror.

Wander crossed his arms, "Ah, love..." he then widened his eyes, "...I should probably stop this, though."

He then ran out of the ship to go find Sylvia, leaving the two villains to continue conquering ... together.