Werewolf Boboiboy:
"Listen here, Batz... Your kindom, your kindom. My territory, OUR territory. Me hurting your precious princes has nothing to do with your dumbazz, uncreative laws. Now don't start, because your sons already did and I don't want to hear another rant about my pack..."
"You may have an army and I, only have a pack. But that doesn't mean we can't crush you from bones to organs..."
"Teach the azzholes to lower their ego or I'll do it myself."
"How tall are you? Because seems like you've became way shorter than your self-esteem... that just got blasted into space."
"Looks like someone mad... Go cry about it b!tch..."
"I don't know what's your problem towards me and my pack, but I can see that ego of yours has already been blasted over the ceiling before your IQ did..."
"Go live that life of luxury of yours, at least we weren't spoiled brats like somebody..."
"You do know the reason why we evolved later, right...? Dumbazz... Why don't you try and become useful for once? Starting off by picking up those knowledge you've dropped or burried somewhere six feet under."
"Say that again... I fvcking dare you..."
"Is that a challenge, Old man?"
"Gosh... Jeez... Where's your off button...?"
"Ew... Your nose just flew into our business again..."
"Psst. I didn't change. I grew up. Now you try."
"I'm sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego. Did it hurt? And was it painful?"
"Keep rolling those eyes... Maybe your brain is somewhere back there, have fun searching..."
"If you're going to be a smartazz, first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an azz."
"No, no. I am listening. It takes me a while to process so much unnecessary information all at once. Specifically, YOUR unnecessary information."
"What? I told you to pick up knowledge, didn't I? Yes I did. And did you even do it?"
"I do look calm, don't I? You don't need to open up my insides."
"Wipe that stupid azz smug off or it's meeting my fists."
"Yeah... He may eat brains, but he got no guts..."
"NEH NEH NEH NEH I can't hear you~~"
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Pubished date: ?/?/2022
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Repost date: 21st July 2022
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FanfictionThis book contains VERY OLD lores of Monsters Au, Hana's Dragons Au and Kuz's Kingdom Au. If ya like good ol' cringe, simple plotlines with bad writing from three silly old goons like us. You are all welcome~
