Ask Away! (A FNAF Night Guards Q&A Book)

Cards Against Humanity 3

Brist: Let's start the finals baby! Woo!!! *cheers and sat down to her chair*

Brist:

What's a girl's best friend?

Mike: *giggles*
Bristle: Don't make me look like a dumbass, okay guys?
Everyone: *nods*

Jeremy: Getting Drunk On Mouthwash *tries to stop from giggling*

Fritz: Farting and Walking away *chuckling*

Mike: *laughed out loud*
Teenage Pregnacy...

That's not funny.

PG: Dropping a Chandelier and riding the rope up. *giggles*

Vincent: Stephen Hawking talking dirty.

Brist: Uhh... Hmm... *processing*

Brist: Mouthwash is my best friend.* nods and cheered*

Jeremy! You won!

Jeremy: Aw yeah! *hugs brist and blushes*
Thanks.

Brist: Jeremy, your turn.

Jeremy:

Why can't I sleep at night.

Mike: Sexual Tension. *laughs*
N-No offense...
Brist: You're a slut Mike. Stop.
Mike: *raises arms and shugs*
Jeremy: *gave a poker face*
None Taken.

Brist: Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
*smirks*

Fritz: A gentle caress at the inner thigh.

Brist and Jeremy: *gasped in horror*
Fritz: Sorry, no offense... *smirks*
Jeremy: None taken... again.

Phone Guy: Child Abuse. *looks at Jeremy in horror*

N-no offense...

Jeremy: None taken. *sighed and facepalmed* *smirks*

Vincent: Mouth Herpes. *gasps*

Jeremy: None Taken... I'm used to it...

Jeremy: I dunno what to choose...

I can't sleep cause of child abuse.

Phone Guy: Yes! I-I mean...

Jeremy: I-It's okay. It's just a game... *giggles nervously*

Phone Guy:

What would grandma find it disturbing, yet oddly charming?

Fritz: Men.
*laughing*

Mike: *giggling*

Homeless people.

Everyone: *glaring at Mike*
Mike: What? My cards aren't that great for now...

Vincent: Emotions. *giggling*

Brist: *chuckling* You people have horrible lives for playing this.
Mike: *looking at his cards* Yeah... Even you.
Brist: ...
Vincent: Burn!

PG: The winner of this round is... *staring at their cards*

Fritz.

Fritz: Aw yeah!

*someone knocking on the door*

Brist: I'll get it! Just keep playing. *stood up and walked to the door*

PG: Mike and Vincent... heheheheheh

Fritz: Let's just pick the funniest black card.

PG: blank + blank = blank.

Mike: Can I look through the card deck?

Fritz: Fine... since you two are the only ones playing...

A Little Time Skip

Mike: Okay...

White People + Brown People = Black People.

*laughing*

Jeremy: Mike, you are so racist. *giggling*

Vincent: A Lifetime of sadness + Silence = Dying.

Mine's better.

Mike: Mine is soo better *giggle*

Fritz, your choice...

Fritz: I-I-Fine. I'll choose Mike's.
Mike: And we're done, Cards Against Humanity! Such a great game for horrible people!
Brist: You're done?
Everyone: Yup.
Brist: Okay, so that's about it. This game is soo intense and funny.
Jeremy: And offensive.
Brist: Try it on your own and I'm sure you'll enjoy this fun game.
Mike: I actually enjoyed this. And eventually, I should be the winner. *smirks*
Fritz: I didn't knew this game would be soo messed up, but It's pretty good.
Brist: So now, we're back to the state again.
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See yah guys! *waving*