11. A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool so I came back with a glass of water.
12. I need a 6 month vacation twice a year.
13. I don't have a attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that isn't my problem.
14. Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
15. Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
16. You never realize how boring your life really is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
17. I'm being mean. I am Sorry I didn't take my give a shit pills today.
18. I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
19. I am actually not funny. I am mean and most people think I am joking.
20. The word studying was made up of two words originally STUDENTS DYING.
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Funny Jokes, Quotes, Sayings and Texts.
ЮморJust a random amount of funny stuff for the entertainment of everyone..... I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE WITH ANYTHING IN HERE. Just thought this would be fun to make.
