*Alex comes out of the boys cabin*
Alex: *deep breath* Yep. Still feel like shit.
(C) Alex: I've been in a funk the past three days. I definitely have been feeling weird and I don't like it. It's just like every time I wake up, my immediate first thoughts are "what horseshit is going to happen to me today?".
*Random guy walks across the forest*
Alex: *looks at him* Huh? Was that ... Chris?
*Alex approaches him*
Alex: Umm ... You're not Chris. Who are you?
*The guy gets electrocuted*
Jacob: Hey! I'm Jacob, haha! So totally nice to meet you!
Alex: Are you a new contestant or something? Or an intern? How'd you get here?
Jacob: Nah man, I was born on this island, haha! Isn't it just beautiful?
Alex: What? That makes like ... No sense ... We definitely would have seen you, or Jeffrey would have told us--
*Alex turns around then turns back and Jacob is gone*
Alex: ... Seriously, I'm going crazy. I'm imagining things now! *walks away*
*In the mess hall*
Luna: Alright Jay, now spill the beans. What did you see?
Jay: Why are you so certain that I am hiding something?
Luna: Because I just am. I can see it in your eyes that you are withholding information. Very un-ally like of you. Besides, if it's something big, I could use it as a distraction to keep everyone else off my back.
Jay: *sigh* Fine, fine. Good job detective, you've cracked the case. You must promise me that you won't tell anyone else though, alright?
Luna: Duh, I don't think anyone else cares to listen to me anyway.
Jay: I do, but I suppose that's beyond the point. So, I guess I'll tell you. I happened--
*Explosion noise / Dramatic music*
Jay: What on Earth was that?
Logan: Yo, you two heard that too, right?
Elise: I darn near queefed myself there!
*Outside of the mess hall*
*Felicity is burnt with fire surrounding her*
Elise: What in tarnation happened?
Felicity: *screams* I ... I ... I dunno!! I was just frolicking my way over to the mess hall and the ground just exploded right in front of me! Like boom boom! It went kablooey! Now there's dirt in my ears! I am screaming because I can't even hear myself speak!
Luna: What convenient timing for an explosion to go off.
Jay: Yeah, I'll say ...
*Apollo and Alex come over*
Alex: Felicity, are you okay?
Felicity: Huh? What'd you say? I can't feel my nose!
Logan: I think she'll be fine, heh. Sounds just like the symptoms of a common cold, heh. Just go see Marissa.
Apollo: I presume the after effects of an explosion targeted at your face would bring upon worse symptoms than a common cold!
Marina: You'll be alright! Don't worry.
*Everyone walks away but Alex stops Logan*
Alex: I'm sure you wish you were in Felicity's shoes right now so you could visit Marissa, huh?
Logan: Bro, cut it out man. Since when are you one to smack talk?
Alex: I'm surrounded by high school girls most of the time, I've learned to speak up when I have to.
Logan: Well I don't understand why you gotta keep attacking me. I'm actually trying to be the bigger man here and figure out which girl I want bro.
Alex: Uh, that's not being the bigger man, that's being a normal human being and realizing polygamy isn't a socially accepted norm.
Logan: When'd you also become such a normie? Besides, not like pretending to like a girl is any better ... Not like I've ever done that either, heh, no way.
Alex: Hey, that's different! I'm not just trying to "hubba hubba" my way through life.
Logan: *le gasp* You did not just say that!
(C) Logan: Hubba hubba is an ancient saying in the Robinson family. It goes generations back man. Sean didn't pick it up, heh, but I did. So for Alex to just insult our fam like that? Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah BATMAN.
Logan: Not gonna lie, thought we could be tight this season man. Looks like you tryna be enemies. It's cool, its whatever.
Alex: Yeah, well I'm not too worried, considering I have a power awarded to me by the eliminated campers which allows me to cancel two people's votes! -- Oops, did I just say that?
Logan: The fuck man? This shit is rigged!
(C) Alex: Yeaaahhh, maybe I'm letting this "stir some drama up between Logan and Elise" thing get to my head ... Didn't mean for that to slip out, heh. I really just haven't been feeling like myself lately. I guess I'm just full of rage. I doubt him knowing will really change anything though.
(C) Logan: So Alex goes and drops that bomb and I'm like damn bruh, why didn't them fooligans give me a power? Shaking my damn head. Alex's ruinin' my game!
