He says "mmmm you smell so good". I look him in the eyes and say "I know I might make it into a perfume" he walks up to me and takes a big whiff of my hair. He pulls out a knife and cuts some off and tells me he's gonna keep it in a poly pocket to sniff of later.
I smile at him as he puts the poly pocket in his bag. I swipe a bit of the mixture of of my clothes and put my finger up to his mouth. He licks the mixture off of my fingers and swallows.
I shove my finger into the back of his throat and tickle his tonsils. He gags around my fingers. The pressure in his throws cause him to shit himself.
He pulls down his trousers so the shit falls on the floor. I step in it and smush it around in the bottom of my shoe.
He picks me up and takes me to his car. His minion picks up my unicycle and puts it in the back.
"Rub your clothes on the seats I want your smell all over them" mike says
I climb into the back seat and do as he says. "Such a good little rat for me" he said.
I smack his across the face and open the back seat door. I jump out a fart into the car right by his face.
I start running away back towards my house. When I get back I go upstairs and shove my head through a wall. I do it a few more times in multiple different spots.
I go back down stairs and have some of my dog food. Maybe I should get another dog I though. I decide I'm gonna do it. As I'm about to leave I realise I left my unicycle in mikes car.
I punch myself in the face and break my own nose. I push I back into place and move on with my day deciding I'll get it back another day.
I grab my 4 wheel bike and head to the streets
I ride around 4 and hour until I find my dream dog in a bush.
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I pick it up and shove it under my coat. He bites a chunk out of stomach but I don't care I already love him.
When I get back home I throw him onto the sofa and move to get him food. I realise he has nearly no teeth so I chew it up for him.
He eats it within 5 seconds. I get him some water and he slurps that shit up.
After that's done and take him for a bath. I fill up the bathtub I put him in. I forgot how small he is and he just sinks to the bottom of the bath. I didn't realise as I was facing the other was. I turn around and see. I swan dive into the bath with him and pull him out.
I place him back on the ground and dry him with a bit of old carpet.
Once he's dry we head to bed him laying on the pillow next to me. Just as I'm about to fall asleep the most amazing smell appears. I open one eye to realise that he had just shit on the pillow next to me. I'll deal with it tomorrow Is my last though before I go to sleep.
