Insurance Meeting Gone Wild

Part 1

aflack fell into a deep depression due to his wife leaving him and taking the kids. his wife left him cold dirty on the street. his coworkers invited him to go to the stripclub to make him feel better. what did he have to lose? his wife? his kids? he didnt lose his car or job because his Insurance covered it. he got into his Bugatti and raced to shady ladies ( the stripclub) to find himself being stood up by his buddies. but before realizing he had already gone in and sat at a table. he was soon greeted by daddy pig wearing a thong to cover his large, hard, weiner. aflack was in awe. he didnt know that this was a male stripclub. he soon was blinded by the sparkly thong of a green scaled lizard. he was mesmerized by the lizards pole dancing. and soon realized, it was martin (geico worker) . the lizard saw him staring at his tight thong. making his asscheeks more appealing. the lizard finished his dancing and walked straight over to the duck.

"i saw you staring at me from across the stripclub." said geico "would you like to have a session with me" eyeing up the bulge in aflack's tuxedo

aflack notices him staring at the bulge in his pants . it looks like the buttons about to break off. tempted at the offer, he nods his head .
geico, grabbing the collar of the tuxedo aflacks wearing looks deep into his eyes and kisses him. he shows aflack the way to the room. slamming aflacks back against the door. geico is kissing aflack while fumbling with his keys. before you know it they were going down like the twin towers in 2001.