Edward Elric x Reader (The cowlick)[One shot]

Roy Gets the Wrong Idea

~Your POV~
"Hey Ed?" You said as you turned to your best friend since childhood and fellow State Alchemist. "Yes, (Y/n)?" He said glancing up at you from the alchemy book he had been reading. "What's with your antenna thing that always sticks up?" You said pointing at the little piece of hair that always stuck up from his head of golden locks. You were about to tug on it lightly to pull it down, Ed saw what you were doing and immediately grabs your wrist. "I wouldn't if I were you. Last time Al tried to touch it, I nearly kicked his head off. "Ooh." You said taking your hand away to go back to reading the incredibly boring text you randomly grabbed off the shelf. You see, you had a huge crush on Ed for as long as you could remember. You literally grabbed a random book just to spend time with him. You remember getting into a fight with Winry when you were young, about who would marry Al and Ed. You won Ed, of course. (sorry to all those Ed x Winry shippers out there) She didn't seem too happy about it either. Later on though, it seemed like she was trying to get you two together. Her mood swings were freaky sometimes, but you had to love her. Even when she threw wrenches at you. 'What was with that?' You thought to yourself while absentmindedly reaching up to touch Ed's cowlick again, this time succeeding. You didn't notice until you heard a moan escape Ed's lips. You blushed immediately after hearing the sound. Ed looked at you, also blushing. "W-why did you touch it?" He asked, trying to hide his blush. "Sorry, I didn't realize I was doing it." You apologized. You got an idea after touchng it to finally get him for all the times he's teased you. You lean over and sit down on his lap effectively caging him in and flustering him at the same time.

~Ed's POV~
Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!! She just sat on my lap. What do I do?!?! I look away trying to hide the fact that I'm internally freaking out. She then proceeds to stroke my cowlick. I can't help but moan. It's really weird, it's almost pleasurable for people to touch it. Especially the said person currently sitting in my lap. She does it again. "Nnnnggh..." I blush so hard it feels like my face is going to melt off.

~Third POV~
Colonel Roy Mustang, happened to be passing by the same room that Ed and (Y/n) were currently occupying. Upon hearing the uncontrollable moans escaping the blonde's mouth, he stopped abruptly, not believing his ears. He then heard a muffled female voice resembling that of your own. His eyes widened. He placed his ear against the door trying to confirm his suspicions of the two. 'Omg those two are doing it at a military base?!?! Aren't they a little young?' Him being the perverted man he was thought of all this while slowly creeping downwards to try to see through the crack between the floor and the bottom of the door. Havoc also happened to be passing by and seeing the Colonel in that position, asked what he was doing. All he got in response was a quick flick of Mustang's wrist indicating his intentions. Havoc's eyes widened after hearing the provocative noises coming from the room. While these incidents occured, Breda having been looking for the Colonel and since this was the way to his office, was walking down said corridor. Being himself, Breda tripped over Havoc's legs landing next to the two men who shushed him. He lent down, and hearing these noises, listened intently to confirm all three of the men's suspicions.
~Riza's POV~
I stepped out of the Colonel's office after doing paperwork. I started walking down the corridor, I had to get home to Black Hayate. But as I came to the near end of the corridor, I saw three butts sticking up in the air. I walked over and stood behind all three, not making a sound, and watched them eavesdropping on the two young alchemists.

~Your POV~
After a while of me messing with his hair, I started to tug on it, getting even more entertaining reactions then before. All the while both of us are blushing immensely. 'I think my face is going to burn off if I keep blushing this much.' I thought. I felt fingers slip under my (f/c) shirt. I started blushing so much I could've been compared to a cherry. 'What is he doi-' He started ticking me making me hold back the laughter. "E-ed... stop..plea-aah...don't do...that." "Only if you quite teasing me, (Y/n)." You blush and look away, covering your face with your hands. You stand up ready to go, but Ed also stands up and gently remove your hands, displaying your rosy cheeks." Your so cute when you blush, (Y/n)."He gently cupped your cheeks and gives you a quick peck on the lips. You look up into his beautiful golden orbs, your (e/c) ones meeting his. You lean in for another kiss, when he starts tickling you again. Your eyes widen. "No, Edward please! Don't!" You start to run away giggling all the while. You suddenly feel something, or someone, grab you from behind and you know you're done for. He flips you over and starts tickling you again. "I won't stop till you beg, (Y/n)!" You manage to get out between giggles: "Never." Then I'll do it more, I'll go faster and in a different place this time." He says with a look that says 'you know what i mean' 'No,' you thought. 'He knows where I'm the most ticklish. NOOOO!!!!' "Scream it, (Y/n)! I won't stop until you do." "ED STOP!" "Louder" "EDWARD ELRIC!!! PLEASE!!!"

~Third POV~
After hearing (Y/n) scream, Roy breaks down the door yelling," NO (Y/N) YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!!!!" Both Edward and (Y/n), fully clothed, look over at the Colonel like he's crazy. Ed was sitting on the couch while (Y/n) was in the kitchen getting a drink, trying to recover from the fit of laughter that had just overtaken her body moments ago. Roy, Havoc, and Breda look between them confused. "Wait.. so you didn't -" the Colonel interrupted Havoc,"So what were you two doing in here? It sounded pretty...weird from outside." Ed and (Y/n) looked at eachother, back at Roy, and then back to eachother, and then started cracking up. "You guys thought we were having... sex in here?" Ed asked in between his laughter. Riza stepped in the room, looked at the scene before, shook her head as if the say 'I cant deal with this crap right now', and then walked out. Havoc stepped up and looked at them. "So what were you guys doing then?" "Well I was messing with Ed's hair and he didn't like it so he started to tickle me." Mustang raised his eyebrows, " It sounded exactly like you two were doing it in here." Silence. That was all there was after those words. In which both (Y/n) and Ed were blushing like crazy. "Well we weren't. See you later then, Colonel. Breda. Havoc." You said, waving as you stepped out of the room and started walking down the hallway to go home. Ed then came out of the room blushing so red, you could've mistaken his face for a cherry. "What happened to you?" You asked as he walked by. "Um, nothing." He said looking away. "Alright, see you tomorrow then." Then you started to walk away again, but before you could leave, he grabbed your hand and spun you around. He then proceeded to give you a quick kiss. "Alright, see you tomorrow." He said walking away. You just there shocked, and then smiled and walked away.

~Bonus End~
After (Y/n) left, Roy turned to Ed, "You know everyone in the military ships you two together. You should ask her out. You'd be a cute couple." Ed's face erupted in red. He nodded and walked out after you. The Colonel shook his head, " Those two are clueless."