Aru: Dad, meet Aiden :DD
Aiden: Hi :)
Suyodhana:
Suyodhana:...Ew.
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Brynne: There's no 'I' in team but there is in pizza.
Aru: So you're not gonna share.
Brynne: I'm not gonna share.
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Aru, sick AGAIN: Aiden Archarya, you are no longer my friend, I don't know you anymore.
Aiden:
Aiden: All I said was that you're not allowed to have ice cream.
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Aru: I was born for politics.
Aru: I have great hair, and I love lying.
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Suyodhana: Hi, jaani. Did you know I love you so, so, so, so, so—
Krithika: What did you do.
Suyodhana: I may or may not have locked Aru in the car.
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Brynne when she tasted the food from the chaat restaurant: You know how much I wanted to fucking pick up a fucking chair and smash it across their fucking faces.
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Rudy, staring at Mini: She's beautiful.
Rudy: I've looked at her for five hours now.
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Mini: There are some situations where I want nothing but to kill myself.
Mini: *looks to the background where Brynne is biting Rudy's hand as he screams, Hira trying to pull Brynne off him while also shrieking in panic, the twins holding very large knives, Aru setting a couch on fire while yelling, "PEANUT BUTTER!" and Aiden in the corner praying to Nidra to take him again*
Mini: Situations like these for example.
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Brynne: Do you wanna play 20 questions?
Hira: Sure! What's your favorite color?
Brynne: Eggs. Now me, do you like girls?
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Mini: *breathes*
Rudy:
Rudy: I'm so attracted to you right now.
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Mini:...When I said you were like Aru, that was NOT an invitation for you to continue being like her...
Sheela, who scared someone who made fun of her by crawling like a possessed person: Well, you didn't say that...
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Brynne: You're giving me a sticker?
Aiden: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitten saying "me-wow".
Brynne: I'm not a preschooler.
Aiden: Fine, I'll take it back.
Brynne: No I earned this, back off.
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Mini: We have nothing to fear but fear itself.
Mini: Also pain.
Mini: And maybe humiliation, and obviously death. And failure. And the unknown.
Mini: But apart from pain, humiliation, death, and the unknown, we have nothing to fear but fear itself. Who's with me?
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Kara: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me :D
Aru: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Aru:...I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
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Aru: Aiden! Truth or dare?
Aiden:....Truth.
Aru:...What's your credit card number?
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Nikita: Truly, you are just—
Aru: Convincing? Persuasive? Incontrovertibly correct?
Nikita:—Shameless.
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Aru: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Aiden, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don't?
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Aru: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Mini: Wasn't Brynne with you?
Brynne: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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The Potato Oneshots
Fanfictiondisclaimer: I do not own any of the characters! They belong to Roshani Chokshi. That's all I guess
