*The island's weather keeps changing as it shakes vigorously*
*In the girls cabin*
Luna: *wakes up* What could you possibly be rummaging so loudly for in that overpacked bag of yours?
Elise: Gum! I need gum! I thought I packed some but I can't find it!
Luna: Why do you need gum so badly? 'Cause your kissing partner is no longer here so you need something to occupy your mouth?
Elise: Uh, yeah! That's exactly it baby! Mawma's got an oral fixation! Hop off me!
(C) Elise: Look, I know Luna's pretty irritating sometimes. But I hate boys now! So I think I'm gonna need to stick with her from here on out!
Elise: Hey, Lulu -- I can call you Lulu, right baby?
Luna: Absolutely not.
Elise: Okay, perfect. So whattya say, Lulu? Let's team up! The two of us badass chicks! We'll squash that anorak and potsexual liberal!
Luna: It's pansexual, not potsexual?
Elise: So what? They're both used for cookin'! Just like how we'll cook both of their asses when we're in that finale!
Luna: I'll think about it ... If I get any time to, that is, considering the island's current status.
Elise: Well let's talk about it over breakfast!
Luna: Sure, if we don't get trampled by rocks in the process.
*Luna and Elise head to the mess hall*
Elise: You're right! This place does look pretty shitty! Just like Logan's butthole, ha!
*In the boys cabin*
Apollo: *looks out of the window* Just as I suspected Jay! It looks like the girls might be doing some bonding. What if Elise steals Luna away from us?!
Jay: Honestly, I don't think we have much to worry about. Luna's been pretty loyal to us this entire time. I think we can actually make it to the final three together.
Apollo: What makes you so sure? Doesn't her constant sarcasm and insulting remarks make you question how faithful and devoted she is?
Jay: No, I think that's just her defense mechanism so she doesn't get hurt. Plenty of people are like that nowadays. Besides, I think she's actually trying to get better about it. You couldn't tell?
Apollo: Well, I suppose I've noticed her constant teasing of me has decreased considerably recently ... She hasn't called me four eyes or Apollo 11 in a while!
Jay: See, nothing to worry about--
*Island shakes vigorously*
Apollo: On the other hand, these tremors have been increasing! You've been hypothesizing about this island for a while, right? How did you stay so poised about it, knowing we could die!
Jay: Well it's not like I figured we were gonna die, haha. But I've learned to deal with stress at an early age. Whenever I get overwhelmed, I step outside and take a deep inhalation.
Apollo: That's it? It's that easy?
Jay: It just works for me personally. I love feeling connected to nature. The smell of the morning dew, or the freshly fallen leaves ... Turns me on.
Apollo: WHAT?!
Jay: WHAT
Apollo: Wow, well I hope that I can find an easy way to deal with negative emotions just like that!
Jay: Well applying for this show and making it this far was certainly a start to put yourself outside your comfort zone.
Apollo: You're not untruthful there my comrade! On that note, let's go get breakfast with the girls now!
Jay: Oooh, you tryna flirt now? Haha.
Apollo: Oh heavens no! If flirting was a course, I would most certainly fail!
*Jay and Apollo head to the mess hall*
*Outside of the mess hall*
Elise: C'mon baby, let us in! I needa eat!
Jeffrey: Sorry, no can do. Now that you're all here, we have some matters to address.
Jay: What's going on?
Jeffrey: We're going to start the challenge right now, there's no time to waste.
Luna: Oh how I miss the days where challenges were every other day and we weren't worried about our impending deaths.
Jeffrey: Though I really don't want to ruin the mystique, I need to tell you about what's been going on. The island is indeed mechanically functioned. Just about every other tree, rock, bush or other item you see is a fake prop. The remote that Logan stole was able to change terrains at ease.
Apollo: Oh boy! So my theory was correct!
Jay: But, why? What was the advantage of using a mechanical island for this season?
Jeffrey: It was the boss' orders. We had more control over what was going on and could mess with the cast more, providing us with more potential for drama.
Luna: And fourteen random hormonal teenagers living together on a remote island doesn't provide you with enough drama as is?
Jeffrey: ... Anyway, I could explain ins and outs of this island all day, but we don't have any more time to waste.
Elise: Yeah, I ain't tryna die, so just hurry up already!
Jeffrey: Rupaul informed me that because the remote is no longer functioning, the only way to reset the island is by going into the underground storage vaults and pressing the big reset button.
Luna: You mean the one that destroys multiple personality disorder?
Jeffrey: What? No, not that one. There's a giant red button that when pressed will reset the island to it's factory settings, and should hopefully stop all this chaos from ensuing.
Jay: So what I found was actually a storage for all of the fake props, huh? Intriguing.
Apollo: It must be where all of the biomes are stored too!
Jeffrey: Yeah yeah, whoopty doo, you figured it out. Anyway, the first person who finds and presses it will win immunity. Also I should let you know, it's where all of the robotic animals are held too.
Elise: Well that would explain why the cinnabon would always get electramacuted! I ain't scared of no fake deer and fishies!
Jeffrey: Great. There will also not be any temptation today. I'm going to be off working on some other ... Things, so you'll all need to find an entrance to the underground area.
Apollo: Well how are we supposed to locate one?
Jeffrey: Just move some objects around. Ones that have the production logo on it are fake and they'll probably lead to a hole that brings you to it.
Jay: The production logo? Is that the logo in the confessional? I knew it meant something.
Jeffrey: Yeah Jay, you're just so extremely clever my man. Hats off to you! Now off you go.
(C) Luna: Leave it to Captain Jeffrey to make us fix his problems. It's okay if we die, but the host? Oh no, never. What's Total Drama without the psychotic host?
(C) Apollo: We have to ... Basically save this island from total destruction? ... Cool! I feel like I'm living in a comic book! Super Apollo to the rescue!
(C) Jay: Personally, I don't really mind Elise. But obviously she's the only person I don't want winning immunity here. My word is everything and I promised Luna and Apollo I'd have their backs.
Elise: Alright I dunno 'bout all of y'all, but I say we stick together for this! That way we'll have a fair chance of winning immunity! Our lives are more important here!
Apollo: Wow! What a surprisingly mature and logical suggestion! I suppose that wouldn't be the worst idea. What are your thoughts?
Jay: That's actually pretty fair. I'd feel like a douche if I disagreed, so why not.
Luna: Well I'm not going to look like the bad guy here so fine. Whatever.
Elise: Beautateous! Now let's get going fam!
(C) Elise: Ha! Yeah right, I'm just gonna let them lead me right to that button! Then I'll just press it mahself! I ain't goin' home yet suckahs!
