Mad family!!

It was like any other family road trip. Well for my family. Like my brother Danny was sticking his head out the window with his army men with para shoots and fighting them. Then my sister Marley, the one picking her braces for leftover food, ew! Then my parents fighting over the map and saying "I NO WHERE WE ARE HAROLD, IM NOT AN IDIOT!!" and "IM SURE YOU DO MARTHA, THEN WHERE ARE WE!!". Then the fun part is that they did this the whole way. Then there's me just sitting there wanting to pull Danny back in and jump out the window to get away from these loons. But sadly instead I had to sit through the pain and listen to Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber because my iPod touch was forgot in at the last hotel and my parent did not care about it and just kept pushing to get the car going so I had to use Marley's and how much Justin Bieber can this 16 year old girl have I mean she has a huge dose of it every day and she's only 95 pounds and she has no meat on those chicken legs. My dad finally yelled "GOODNESS MARTHA WHERE ARE WEEEEE!!" and Danny said "UP YOUR BUTT, TO THE LEFT, THREW THE TUBE AND OUT YOUR BOOB DAD!!". Then my dad turned around so sudden that he took the wheel with him and the meh ole car jerked and he mumbled "I swear Daniel frin I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND JACK YOU UP SO BAD YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE WHEN SHE SEE'S WHAT I HAD DONE TO YOOUUUU!!!". Danny just died laughing and put his head back put the window but almost fell out.

We finally found a hotel. We walked in but Danny practically caterpillared his was in. We got our room unlocked and and walked in. And pasted out. I on the other hand was to rested up from Justin Bieber I snook off to the pool.

I walked to the pool and sat in the hot tub when all of a sudden a girl and her friend walked in. I turn and angles started to sing as I looked at the one with brown hair. I sat their when I noticed they where walking my way. I jumped and swam to get out of their way to get in.

When they came in it was really weird just sitting there and those girls are really different because they start lighting up and painting their nails and huffing and puffin. I LOVE THEM! They even asked if I wanted one and to look manly I said yes and I took one and grabbed the lighter and was clicking the button over and over again and nothin happens so the blonde took her lighter and lit it up and they laughed and asked my name and I said Lucas. They asked how old I was and I said 14 and they laughed and told me they started smoking at 12 and they where 15. I felt weird because I kept coughing and looking behind me at the door and the girls asked did you escape or something and I lied no I ran away from home and wanting to go to Las Vegas to become a million air. They laughed and said they wanted to come to and laughed again and I said I was joking and they said they where not and wanted to run away.