Depraved Drabbles

Moo For Me Baby~

"Quick question: How busy are you right now?" Jimin asks when Namjoon walks into their living room.

Namjoon looks from Jimin over the plastic mat on the floor to Taehyung, who's currently setting up a tripod in front of it. Despite the excitement that rushes through him, he sighs "No"

"Great" Jimin's eyes sparkle and Namjoon realizes he might have just made a huge mistake.

Taehyung gets up to hand him a suspiciously unsuspicious package. "Go and put this on then, please?" His expression is a lot like Jimin's.

"Can't I just change here? It's not like you haven't seen me naked anyway."

"No," Taehyung says firmly, while Jimin shakes his head. "We want the full effect of seeing you in it. So shush, while we finish setting up"

Jimin grabs him by the shoulders and lightly pushes him out the door.

"But-" the door clicks shut behind him.

Namjoon re-enters the room a few minutes later, wearing the clothes he found in the package. Although "Clothes" is an overstatement. It's a bikini, the top consisting of two tiny triangles that are barely big enough to cover his nipples. The bottom part is even worse, his cock peeking out from beneath the fabric, probably made for a woman and definitely not made for someone his size. But what makes the bikini and the matching thigh highs, that dig into the meat of his thighs , really special is the black and white cow pattern on all of the fabric. Headband with a set of cow ears and horns. He tugs on one of the top's strings, to make the fabric cover his nipple fully. "Are you sure this is the right size for me?" he questions.

If Jimin and Taehyung were anime characters, they would have nosebleeds right now.

"It's... perfect '' Jimin says and Taehyung nods solemnly in agreement.

"Perfect" he echoes, shamelessly ogling Namjoon. If the hunger in their eyes wasn't so blindingly obvious, Namjoon would feel self conscious, standing there in close to nothing, but despite the absolutely ridiculous outfit he feels hot. Finally, Jimin tears his gaze away from his body and claps his hands. "Okay, Joon, you kneel down on that mat, Tae's gonna tie your hands behind your back and I'm going to take the camera for now, alright?"

While Namjoon nods Taehyung lifts his hand to his forehead to salute. "Yes, sir!"

Namjoon spots several glasses of milk next to the mat while Taehyung ties him up. "What are you gonna do with those" He lifts his chin to point at the glasses

"With what?'' Taehyung looks over his shoulder from behind.

"The milk"

"Oh" He goes back to work "We're gonna pour it over you and then we'll just go from there"

"Wait, what? Why would you pour milk on me? ''

Taehyung giggles. "Because it's a cow costume, silly. Haven't you noticed that?"

Namjoon shakes his head. "No, no, I got that. That's exactly why I'm asking. why would you pour milk on a cow?"

Taehyung shrugs behind him. "I dunno, 'cause it's hot?" Jimin and he exchange a look over Namjoon's shoulder.

"However", Jimin adds "we could also use it to give you an enema, if you prefer that. And then you could squ-''

Namjoon cuts him off. "No, actually, on second thought this makes total sense"

"Great!" Taehyung smiles, and pulls the last knot tight."So we can start?" He stands up from where he was kneeling behind Namjoon, to grab one of the glasses.