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by Cookykrumbl

by Cookykrumbl

Sovereign of dorkness: Snowfall villager ... isn't answering their phone
Gatekeeper: I'll call
Sovereign of dorkness: Avocado and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Snowfall villager ...: Hello?

( Reminds me of an old ship .. )

Sovereign of dorkness: *Gently taps table*
Snowfall villager ...: *Taps back*
Gatekeeper: What are they doing?
Avocado: Morse code.
Sovereign of dorkness: *Aggressively taps table*
Snowfall villager ...: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

( Oh hey it's an AU I made where Snow villager got betrayed by Choco )

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Sovereign of dorkness: Damn, Okay.
Snowfall villager ...: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Gatekeeper: OH MY GOD AVOCADO FELL OFF!!!

( OMG NOOO )

Sovereign of dorkness: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Snowfall villager ...: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Gatekeeper: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Avocado: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Sovereign of dorkness: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat 100 chilli peppers and I won't give you water.

( dang bruv what the fudge did avocado ever do to you other than eating your frosting )

Sovereign of dorkness, about Snowfall villager ...: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Gatekeeper: Are we stealing them?
Avocado: New or used?
Sovereign of dorkness: Wonderful responses, both of you.

( wonderful responses )

Gatekeeper: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Gatekeeper and Snowfall villager ..., in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Sovereign of dorkness: Our turn, Avocado! One, two, three- vanilla!
Avocado, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

( i'm pretty sure you wanted to eat your boyfriend's birthday cake frosting but ok )

Gatekeeper: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Snowfall villager ...: I don't know how to do that.
Avocado: I don't wear a watch.
Sovereign of dorkness: Time is a construct.

( what is time )

Gatekeeper: Can I be frank with you guys?
Snowfall villager ...: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Sovereign of dorkness: Can I still be Sovereign of dorkness?
Avocado: Shh, let Frank speak.

( i was laughing when i first saw this .. )

Gatekeeper: *Screams*
Snowfall villager ...: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Sovereign of dorkness: Should we do something?
Avocado: No, I want to see who wins.

( canon omg )

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ok that's all for now byebye