Ask Away! (A FNAF Night Guards Q&A Book)

Guess With A Guest!

Brist: Hey guys, today we have a special guest!!!

Meet Dysternia or should I say, Cess!

Hello Cess!

Cess: Sup.
Brist: Guys... Meet Cess.
Everyone: Hi.
Brist: So she has a dare for Mike and Vincent. Cess, may you do the honor?
Cess: I dare Mike not to curse for one question or a dare. And if you did, you owe me three dollars.

Mike: Aw shucks. *frowns*

Cess: Vincent, You can't eat toast for a week.
Vincent: Nooo! *whines and cries in a corner*
Fritz: What are we gonna do?
Cess: I dunno... *shrugs*
Brist: Another game!

It's called Bean Boozled.

Fritz: Oooh I know that game.
Brist: In these jelly beans, there are good ones and bad ones. So we don't know if it's good or bad.
Fritz: Mkay.
Brist: I just arranged it in color so it will be easier. We're only gonna have 7 types of jelly beans its:

Licorice and Skunk spray
Baby Wipes and Coconut
Barf and Peach
Buttered Popcorn and rotten egg
Caramel corn and Moldy Cheese
Toothpaste and Berry Blue
Stinky Socks and Tutti-frutti

Mike: You picked all of the bad flavors, how dare you.
Brist: LET'S START THE GAME!!!
Vincent: I'll not join the game...
Brist: If that's what you wanted...
Vincent: Okay, first round!
Licorice or Skunk spray... *handed cup to Jeremy and Mike*
Cess: You're not allowed to curse Mike. Remember that!
Mike: I don't know about this *smirking* *both picks a jelly bean from the cup*
Jeremy: Okay... 3..2..1.. *both eats the jelly bean*
Mike: *chewing* Aww shucks... it's disgusting bruh. *looks at the cup with digust*
Fritz: Skunk spray? Eww god *covers nose with his collar*
Brist: Jere, what do you got?
Jeremy: Licorice.*smiling*
Mike: You're so lucky, Jere.
Vincent: Next! PG and Fritz!
PG: I have a bad feeling about this... *both picks a jelly bean from the cup*
Fritz: 3..2..1.. *both ate the jelly bean*
PG and Fritz: Oh God *look at each other with disgust*
Everyone: *Laughing*
Brist: The smell, it's spreading! *covering her nose*
Vincent: Girls...
Brist and Cess: *picks a jelly bean*
Brist: 3..2..1.. *both ate the jelly bean and chewed*
Cess: *chewing and proccessing*
I'm fucked. *giggling*
Mike: You got skunk? *chuckling*
Cess: Yea.
Brist: Licorice! High five, Jere! *high fives Jeremy*
Cess: It tastes like burned rubber by the way...
Mike: yeah *nods*

Vincent: Round two!
Baby Wipes and Coconut

Mike: Coconut please! *picks a jelly bean from the cup*
Jeremy: 3..2..1.. *both ate the jelly bean*
Mike: Baby Wipes *laughing*
What'cha got?
Jeremy: Baby Wipes.
Mike: Jere is like, it's nothing to me, it's delicious.
Jeremy: It's actually delicious, I like it. *picks another bean and ate it*
Now it's coconut. *giggling*
Vincent: PG and Fritz!
PG and Fritz: *both picks a jelly bean*
3..2..1.. *both ate the jelly bean*
PG: Baby Wipes.
Fritz: Coconut!
Vincent: Brist and Cess!
Brist and Cess: *picks a jelly bean*
Brist: Please be baby wipes.
*ate the jelly bean*
Baby Wipes!
Cess: I got it too.
Vincent: Round Three!
Barf and Peach!
*hands cup to Brist and Cess*
Brist and Cess: *picks a jelly bean* 3..2..1.. *ate the jelly bean*

Peach! *laughing*
PG: You're so lucky!
Vincent: Next!
PG: I wish it's peach!
Fritz: a'ight. 3..2..1.. *both eats the jelly bean*
*looks at PG in disgust*
Fuck!!!
I don't want this flavor!
PG: Oh No! *lays his head on the table*
Jeremy: W-what does it taste like?
Fritz: I can't tell it! It's too barf-ish. *giggles*
Vincent: Mike and Jeremy!
Mike and Jeremy: *picks a jelly bean*
Mike: 1..2..3.. *both eats jelly bean*
Jeremy: *proccessing* Peaches, yeah!
Mike: You son of a-
Cess: *coughs*
Mike: *groans and crossed arms*
I felt like I'm gonna vomit...
Brist: Bring it.
Mike: No, just... No.
Brist: I didn't told that the barf smells like vomit with rotten eggs. *giggling*
Mike: Stop it Brist! *glares at her and felt disgusted*
You nasty!
*coughs*
Brist: Swallow it!
Mike: *swallows*
Jeremy: woo! *cheers Mike*
Brist: *whispering to Cess* What's the most horrible flavor?
Cess: I think rotten egg...
Brist: Fine. Let's remove some. Vincent, remove the stinky socks.
Mike: And Moldy Cheese, please.
Brist: Fine... Remove it too.
Vincent: Okay, the next one is Buttered popcorn and Rotten Egg.
*hands cup to PG and Fritz*
PG: everytime I say a good bean, I tasted bad. *both picks a jelly bean from the cup*
Please be rotten egg. *both eats the jelly bean*
Hallelujah!
Buttered Popcorn Baby! Woo!
Fritz: Aww shucks. * I don't like this flavor! *goes to the comfort room and vomits*
Vincent: Brist.
Brist and Cess: *picks from the cup and eats the jelly bean*
Cess: I got the buttered popcorn! Heheh Yeah! *high fives PG*
Brist: *almost tearing up from the disgusting flavor and still chewing*
Fuuuck! *grins*
Everyone: *cheering* Swallow It! swallow it!
Brist: Everytime I chew it, it's getting more yucky.
Mike: You need to swallow it. Chewing it will get worse.
Brist: Fine...
*swallows it*
I swallowed it!
Everyone: Yay!
Jeremy: *hands Brist a glass of water*
Fritz: What happened?
Mike: She swallowed it. hahah*chuckles*
Vincent: Mike and Jeremy! Thought you'll get away, eh?
Mike and Jeremy: *picks a bean and ate it*
Jeremy: Oh My God! *covers his face with his hands*
Mike: Arrrgh! *laughs out loud* I hate rotten eggs.
Brist: Swallow it.
Jeremy: I quickly swallowed it. I can't get rid of the horrible smell. God dangit.
Cess: Swallow it, Mike. The last bean is going to be a good one.
Mike: Fine! Fine! *swallows it slowly and got a glass of water*

Vincent: Last bean...
Toothpaste and Berry Blue.
Since this is the last bean, we will all eat it together.

Everyone: *picks a bean*

Brist: Wait, Before we all eat our chosen bean, Thanks for reading! Be sure to ask, dare and leave a comment in the comments below.
Everyone: Goodbye! *waving hands*

Everyone:
3... 2... 1..

Yay! *everyone eats the jelly bean*

Fritz, Mike and Brist: Berry Blue!
Jeremy, Vincent, Cess and PG: Toothpaste!