-Chip's POV-
I was hopping around the halls due to the whole -legs went bye-bye- thing when I stopped at Belle's door after hearing a loud crash, I pushed through the heavy door to see the wardrobe had tripped on the rug once again.
"A little help?" It asked with its voice muffled out by the floorboards.
"Oh here let's get you up now" Belle had rushed into the room behind me beginning to help the dumb cabinet up again.
"Or just watch where you waddle" I mumbled before hopping over to Belle who was now looking for an outfit.
"The beast loves the color purple maybe you could wear that wavy one" I suggested knowing just how much the hairy dude hates purple.
"Oh thank you chip!" Belle said grabbing it to go change.
Wardrobe- "Oh don't even you know how much he ha-"
Before it could finish Cogsworth
(The clock) had cut it off.
"Put a sock in it" He said literally using one of Belle's socks to shut it up.
"I would hate to have to burn you all up" I smiled hopping out of the room.
"Are you sure you know what your doing Chip?" Cogsworth asked following me.
Me- "Nobody puts Chip in the cupboard"
Cogsworth- "That's what this is all about? It was one night"
Me- "They've made me sleep in there one too many times and now they shall pay for their mistakes"
Cogsworth- "Oh young teacup you are evil"
Me- "That's sire to you Cogsworth"
He went to say something but was cut off by a roar from the dining room.
Cogsworth- "I don't think he's very happy at the moment"
Me- "Really? "Grrr" wasn't obvious enough?"
The Beast- "I hate purple!"
"And I hate cupboards!" I yelled hopping onto the table.
The Beast- "Is that sass I'm hearing?"
Me- "How you can hear anything with all that hair coming out of your ridiculously large ears is beyond me so I don't know"
He growled once more shoving plates and glasses off of the table space in front of him.
Me- "I keep forgetting that you are a literal furry"
I heard Belle snort from the other side of the table trying to contain her laughter.
"I will not take this disrespect!" He yelled running on all fours down the table and then using his ugly arm to smack me to the floor, I heard shattering and screams before it all went black.
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I woke up to a horrible smell realizing I was on a pile of trash bags that just so happened to be in the back dumpster behind the castle. I tried to hop but I couldn't move and when I looked down I saw my chip was now a crack and my base wasn't connected anymore, luckily for me there was an almost empty tube of superglue but the only problem is it was on the other side of the dumpster.
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It had been a while but I finally got my base glued back on except there was nothing I could do about the crack that looked as if someone had cut me.
??- "Chip??"
I hopped to the side of the dumpster to see Cogsworth looking up at me.
Me- "Holy shit did you see me fly from the table???"
Cogsworth- "Yes very amusing but c'mon we have work to do sire"
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Cogsworth had helped me sneak into the kitchen through the back door where I was now hiding in the stupid cupboard waiting for the beast to grab something so I could have a nice conversation with him.
Almost five minutes later he opened the door to the cupboard so I quickly jammed the steak knife into his eye as he began screaming, good thing Belle was all the way across the castle reading quietly in the library as I was kindly stabbing her hairy man thing in the kitchen.
As he fell to the floor Cogsworth hit his head with a frying pan and he passed out still bleeding.
Cogsworth- "I- wh- we did it!"
Me- "Keep your voice down for fucks sake and help me slit his throat"
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I'll save you some gross details and just say that dumpster came in handy but now we have some cleaning to do, the mop doesn't even have a mouth so we don't have to worry about him snitching but we didn't know my mother was gonna hop her happy ass into the kitchen.
She screamed... For a while.
Me- "Shut up woman damn!"
Mother- "Please lord let that be jam"
Cogsworth- "It's a new brand we broke the glass"
"Is there hair in it??" She asked panicking a bit more than she already was.
Me- "You put a chip in the cupboard this is the aftermath lady so shut it before Belle hears you"
Mother- "I'm afraid Belle won't care much"
Cogsworth- "Huh?"
Me- "What?"
Mother- "Me and Belle are in love and now you've taken care of our main obstacle... The beast"
Cogsworth- "Well I didn't expect that"
Me- "You realize your a fucking teapot and she's a human right?"
Mother- "Love is love you ungrateful little shit!"
I sent Cogsworth a look so he nodded smashing her with the frying pan.
Me- "Dustpan, broom, show my mother to the dumpster"
They started sweeping her up as I smiled telling all the larger furniture to go barricade the library door before I burn them.
Me- "Cogsworth, this castle now belongs to us and Belle is our new maid"
Cogsworth- "Must we turn her into a peasant? She's so sweet"
Me- "I will remove your batteries now go tell her the beast abandoned her and now she must listen to me or else I'll harm her"
Cogsworth- "Yes sire"
He waddle away to do as he was told while I went to take a nap in the old king's enormous bedroom where I could get comfortable.
(A/N Should I continue this??)
