Absolutely Not Preventing Death

chairs or something idk

Just Blackhole and Pen having a conversation about random stuff bc ye (takes place before tpot 2).

Blackhole: hey Pen.

Pen: Oh, hey Back Hack

Blackhole: ok what the heck did you just call mE?

Pen: Black Hack. Why?

Blackhole: ezhxsihdeu7xehgdekzxbeheucbet386djexjsgd

Pen: u want chair?

Blackhole: ok no bc i cant sit down ima literal black hole.

Pen: bro that was a joek

Blackhole: okizdhgfhfhrhdhfbrhxzrhsrg

Pen: u good bro?

Blackhole: heck no. Also want a free steering wheel?

Pen: where'd you get dat?

Blackhole: dats none of ur concern. Sike i stole it.

Pen: but you do-

Blackhole: did i stutter? I said i stole it.

Pen: ok ok if you stole it you stole it.

-Remote has joined da chat-

Remote: wat going on here?

Pen and blackhole: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Remote: you ok?

-Pen and Blackhole left da chat-

Remote: well nvm then

-Remote left da chat-

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