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OH ALSO some of the stuff in this story does contains some spoilers if you haven't watched all of Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul you should just get that ou...
Walter is rolling around on the floor coughing and shit
Jesse is shaking him trying to wake him and snap him back together.
"YO BITCH WAKE THE FUCK UP WHATS WRONG WITH YOU"
"Jesse I- *COUGH COugH* neEED TO GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL"
Jesse pulls out his phone and dials 911.
"Yea bitch this smelly old fart has a condition and has something with his lungs can we help him bitch"
Gus and Mike are kinda just watching idrk they're like useless side characters right now so they just sit there bc they're fucking stupid.
Hospital
Jesse drives his way to the hospital to go check on Mista White
"Ay Mistr Witter I'm so glad you're safe 🥰🥰😍😍🥰"
"*COUGH COUGH* OH Jesse..I didn't expect you to be her-"
At the corner of his eye he saw that stanky bitch Skylar EW SKYLAR JUST WHY R U HERE SKYLAR CLIMB OUT HIS ASS
"Walt...you HAVE to tell me whats going on. All this coughing you snorting your own product bullshit has to stop."
"Shut up betch nobody asked u" Jesse was irritated
Skylar storms out of the room.
"Yo Mists White I'm so sorry man. When you get better we should go buss some bums yo. Just you and me. A day to ourselves. We can do anything we want."
"Sure Jesse" "Bitch I am still upset about that fucking go kart thing you rejected I'm picking where we goin later you ain't choosin shit"
Finger pov
Imma go to Los Pollos Hermanos and get some chicken
I then walk in the establishment only to find that BITCH LALO.
I decided to have a seat right across from where he's sitting at. Man I hate this guy 🙄
"OH I heard of you. You must be one of Gustavo's little henchmen. :)"
"Yeah I've heard of you too..Lalo."
"Oh, yes ofcourse. Me and Gus got married recently and shit. MAN he has nice fucking chicken bro you need to order some."
Gustavo walks to the table.
"Hello! Welcome to Los Pollos Hermanos! May I take your order? Or maybe I could start you off with a nice water."
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Don't give me that fuckass smug.
"Yeah sure. I'd like some KFC. Not that you have any. This fucking knockoff what the hell is this shit-"
His smile starts fading and he slowly approaches me.. He bends down to my ear and whispers "what. Would. You. Like. To. Order?..."
I know he seemed pretty serious but I shrug it off.
"Give me some fucking chicken."
"Alright! Would you like anything else?"
"No."
He then walks over to THAT BITCH LALO he bends down and kisses his cheek. He then walks away flipping the bird at me giving me a catty bitchy smirk. I fucking hated it.
I then stand up and try to leave but Lalo stops me.
"AYY AYY. Tough guy where ya goin? You haven't even eaten yet my man."
"I'm goin somewhere in the shadow realm thank you very much now shut ya fuckin mouth or im gonna shove the chicken bones up your ass."
He looks at me and gives me the 'wow ok' kind of look.
I glance over to Gustavo one last time..he's so charismatic and good with people..the way he stands,the way he looks...he's perfect but I gotta go I ain't getting with em again. He fucked it up with all this new shit this is his fault.
I then dash out the door. I slammed the door so hard the glass shattered and fell off now I gotta fucking pay for it I'm a broke ass bitch wtf am I gon do.
