[Sugar series Book 3]
"You're so gay."
"You're so lesbian."
"Then what does that make us?"
"An odd combination...? Oh, and lovers too, hehe."
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After two successful tries, Daddy Material has proven to be a hundred percent effective for both...
A few days ago: when Sihyeon and Jiwon blocked Jisung and Felix for the s c a m (sigh)
Thug Life: I have more tea
Me: Meanwhile me: *stares into the soul of Jay Why Pee through the screen, plotting how to k word him* Interesting.
Thug Life: Get in line, we all do that You ain't special
Me: I wonder how he's still alive yk I saw him make a tiktok w Sunmi and wAs hE AcTuaLLy TwiRLinG aNd sHaKinG HiS aSs- My day was successfully ruined
Thug Life: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHARE THE LINK OH MY FUCC
Me: As you might have seen by now, I DON'T SUFFER ALONE HUEHUEHUE IF IM GOING DOWN, YOU ARE TOO
Thug Life: My tea... *Cries*
Me: How much time have you been spending with me Did I actually get you to use dramatic...thingies in texts? Idk how else to word it I'm too tired
Thug Life: Why are you tired? We didn't even do the deed last night
Yiren screeched.
The grumpy old cat lady knocked on their shared wall, shrieking, "KEEP YOUR SCREAMS LOW! DON'T SCARE MY THOMAS WITH YOUR UGLY YELLS, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING!"
Yiren screeched again.
Me: LEE MINHO I WILL PROTEST YOU HAVE NO REASON MAKING ME REACT THIS WAY
Thug Life: Lemme guess Thomas and his old woman complained, didn't they?
Me: ...are you living in my walls????
Thug Life: Yeah, maybe ;)
Me: Good Please drive the termites away from my wooden cupboard
Thug Life: You're so gross omg
Me: Stfu you signed up for it
Thug Life: Why are you like this.
Me:
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Thug Life: I have to show this to Felix RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: I'm waiting
*2 minutes later*
Thug Life: He approves? I think whatever is happening w the love quadrilateral is messing w his mind He was actually about to jump out of the window to run off to Australia a few days ago
Me: LOVE QUADRILATERAL????? IS THIS THE TEA YOU WERE ABOUT TO SPILL?????
Thug Life: Yes, genius
Me: I AM S O R R Y FOR NOT LETTING YOU S P E A K PLEASE SLAUGHTER OFF MY H E A D BECAUSE THIS CLOWNERY IS P E A K damn look at me spitting those bars 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thug Life: Ignoring that Moving on Yeah So I'll summarize
Me: Go on I'm listening
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Thug Life: Shut up you're too cute
Me: Yeah i know (Thenks beb ilu) Continueeeee~
Thug Life: Yeah so The dumbass twins came up w an idea (oh no) That they'd pretend that Jisung likes Jiwon and that would make Sihyeon jealous As i told you before riii? But now Sihyeon played Jisung by pretending to be w Felix But Jisung and Sihyeon like each other So this doesn't make sense And she told Felix NOT to tell Jisung that they were fake dating And Jisung told Jiwon NOT to tell Sihyeon that they were fake dating
Me: My quarter of a brain cell has died Gimme a minute Lemme read this 5 times to let it register
*3 years later*
Me: Okay got it
Thug Life: Thanks, I almost fell asleep ANYWAYS Now everyone got to know everything And Sihyeon and Jiwon have blocked Jisung and Felix I'm just laughing.
Me: I mean yEAH I SHOULDN'T SAY THIS BUT THAT'S DESERVED FOR USING SO MANY BRAIN CELLS Like the last time I met Jisung He had like 1/5th of a brain cell I asked him what simjang meant and he went DOKI DOKI
Thug Life: Wtf
Me: I wanna see how this turns out tho
Thug Life: Yeah, Chan and Aisha have decided to help them out Aisha might be going to the girls' place to talk everything out
Me: Aisha >>>>>
Thug Life: Me?
Me: Aisha >>>>> you Know your limits
Thug Life: Okay baby gay
Me: It's the "baby" I'm rooting for
Thug Life: Let's make one then ;))
Me: BYE
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Yirenie: BYE
Minho stared at his screen, ears red and mouth dry.
He wouldn't admit it, but he was extremely shy. And his red ears were the proof.
(a/n: that short description of WOW, SHE'S HOT was by far the most brain cells I've used this week
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[EDIT: I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE "MONTHS AGO" TO "A FEW DAYS AGO" SO IF YOU READ "MONTHS AGO", NO YOU DIDN'T]
