Tell Em

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Todays song is Tell Em by Cochise and $not.




As your day progresses, Joseph decides you guys need to stop at a car dealership, to buy a... very expensive car?

It's a pretty quick and painless process of buying it, driving it away, ending up like 10 miles downtown and then he wants to stop again.

"Mr Joestar, why are we stopping so much?" Polnareff asks.

"Yeah, do you need to pee or something?" You tease.

"No, (Y/n). However, to traverse the desert, we will be riding camels."

"Camels..?"

"Camels?"

"Good grief.."

"Are you sure that would be efficient?"

Joseph sighs. "Yes, yes, shush, yes. Camels. Do you think this sports car would drive across sand good?"

"But you JUST bought it!" You laugh-cry. That seems like a huge waste of money...

"Polnareff, pull over to the merchants stand." Joseph commands.

Polnareff just hums as he turns.

Joseph gets out of the car and leaves the four of you in, talking for a moment, and then waving you to come out of the car.


"You're GIVING him the car for CAMELS?!" You shout.

"I agree, Mister, that seems like way too much!" The merchant sweats.

"In towns like these, trading is much more effective than giving money. I'll take a couple jugs of water to even it out, however." Joseph turns back around and smiles.

So, riding camels, how do you do it? Joseph Joestar does not know.

"You think you knew you could ride camels... because you watched a movie?" Polnareff gapes at him, immensely disappointed.

You just have Jotaro pick you up and place you on the camel. Problem solved.

While waiting for everyone to figure out how to get onto their camels, you watch Jotaro do the same thing to Kakyoin. Is he pink because of the heat?

"Guys, you know how when you were a kid, you tried to pick yourself up and fly?" You pant out, feeling tired from the heat.

"Yes?" Kakyoin says, finally on his camel.

"Okay, do you think if you were to try and pick yourself up with your own stand, you'd be able to fly, or would it not work because they're apart of you?" You ask.

"The only reason you can't pick yourself up if because your arms are attached to your body and gravity doesn't work like that." Jotaro says, shutting you down.

"So?" You say.

"So, yes, you could probably pick yourself up if it's not attached to you."

Polnareff immediately summons Chariot and let's it pick him up and place him on the camel.

You fight falling asleep riding your camel out into the desert. It feels like hours only getting hotter and hotter.

You feel queasy. A headache begins to form.

"Guys, what time is it?" You moan out.

Kakyoin checks his watch.

"It's supposed to be... about 8pm." His eyes widen slightly as he looks around at you guys.

"It must be the work of an enemy stand user- the sun! It must be the sun!" Joseph shouts.

The camels begin to collapse one by one from the heat.

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