It's was really nice day it was so hot outside and I was excited to see my friend I haven't seen him in awhile he is coming over today and my wife is at work she not coming back until 3pm and she didn't like fact I like be a baby and she wants real man not a baby, she says baby don't have sex has she laugh.
He came at 11:30pm and give him a hug and we went the shed to smoke and cough so hard I poop myself and he was what is that smell I was it's probably my fart he was like wow man hope didn't shit yourself and then he went inside to use the bathroom and when came back he was like what is with the baby stuff in your room I saw it from leaving the bath I was I forgot to put it away my wife told me if act like a baby she wants a new man.
