Funniest Things on Earth!

Pick up lines

P1:Hey. You ever heard of princesses?

P2:Yeah. Why?

P1:You have my number. Let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.

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P1: I heard you like bad boys.

P2: Well, yeah.

P1: Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn't ask my parents.

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Is it a good thing I have my library card? Because I am totally checking you out!

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People call me Luke, but you can call me tonight.

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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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Did the sun just come up or did you smile at me?

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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

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Do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?

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Is your face from McDonalds? Cause I'm lovin' it!

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If girls were buggers, I'd pick you first.

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So last night I was reading in the book of numbers and I realized I don't have yours.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

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I think your suffering from a lack of vitamin me!

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I have skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?

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I'm pretty, your pretty, how about you and I go home and stare at each other?

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P1: When you kiss someone for one minute you lose 2.6 calories. Wanna lose some calories sometime?

P2: Are you saying I'm fat?!

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Hey baby, you better call life alert because I've fallen for you and can't get up!

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Are you copper? Because I Cu in my dreams.Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

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You must be a keyboard because your just my type!

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I don't know which Quidditch position you play, but you sure look like a keeper!

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On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

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Are you lost ma'am because heaven is a long way from here.