Lincoln x Nicki Minaj || Love at first listen

Chapter 1 - Lincolns POV

A/N: This is horrifying. pls leave funny comments im bored 😱 also this fanfic is a joke! dont take it seriously. 

I woke up to the loud sickening sound of my ikea alarm clock. i turned it off and rolled over. It was the first day of the winter holidays, i was cold and it was early. no point waking up just yet, i was up suuper late last night applying to Sam from alones raffle on instagram to apply for a free nicki minaj concert with a backstage pass, return plane ticket and hotel stay. I knew i probably wouldnt win, since i have the luck of a flip-flop. 

Anyways, i slept in but then my mother called me and i had to go downstairs because breakfast was ready and i was hungry. there was hardly any food left because my 6472 older sisters ate it before me, but my mother handed me the last waffle while singing hotline bling by drake. i willingly accepted her offer. 

Later that day, i checked my instagram account and YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT I SAW.....
I had won the epic beautiful giveaway hosted by sam!! I almost cried. The flight to Nickiminajville left in two days and i needed to get packed. 

I packed three different outfits for the three days id be there, one outfit was really special because it had a shiny pink top hat that said "nicki minaj's best fan" on it in comic sans. the other two outfits were irrelivant.

"Lincoln, deary, come out of your room!! youve been in there all day" My mother bashfully whispered loudly up the stairs. I retreat down the case of stairs and mansplain to her that i was packing. 

"uh uh uh, " she replied angrily with a soft tone. "i don not consent. Pls stay here my wittwe boi ill miss you if you leave!!!" But ofc i dont care, so i ignore her and go back to my room to keep planning my three days in paradise. 

A/N: i know this is horrifying but im tired ok and i want to get the first chapter out so i can see how you like it!! its supposed to be bad, but please give me ideas!~! thanks for reading