David Pilkington. He's 3'2. He is 12 years old and was raised in Squirrelwood. He has vomit green hair and the most unattractive freckles ever. It's also worth mentioning that he's an ESTJ.
When we first entered the Pilkington residence, we heard sussy noises. It wasn't very important though, because we were only after David.
The hair ascending from David's head was scattered all over the ceiling. I'm not sure how it happened, maybe he was possessed by Vecna. But again, it doesn't matter. It left some sort of... green... hairy... trail?? The trail began to descend to the floor as it lead to the stairs. By the time we were at the fourth carpeted step, the green trail was on the ground. My sweaty toes were extremely unsettled being near the vomit green hair.
We tread on the heels of the hair and then saw Pilkington with their eyes rolled back into his head. We made sure to ask for David's pronouns before kidnapping him.
Set in his crusty hands was an old bag of expired doritos. He sat in front of a ginormous console, and it seemed he was playing Fortnite.
It seemed that he was caught in some sort of trance. So we used that opportunity to snatch him up. We threw him into our body bag and jumped out the clear, transparent, see-through window.
They woke up after we put him in the truck so we played Lisa climbing sounds in Japanese for some sort of ASMR. He was out immediately.
