My legs hurt. Everything hurts. I have been walking for days, not knowing what to do. "UUGHH" I yelled out in frustration, while hitting the mono-yellow walls. I kept on dragging my self through the seemingly endless hallways, trying to ignore the fire-like pain in my legs and feet.
I turned a corner, and my heavy, tired eyes shot open and wide awake. A new area, with a red carpet instead of the yellow moist shit that smelled like piss. There were party tables, balloons, and literally everything childhood me would dream of at a birthday party.
I kept on walking, to explore this new '"party"' area. I froze in my tracks, hearing what sounded like footsteps. I picked up my pace, and started sprinting when whatever was behind me began to give chase. "Shit-" I cursed as I tripped forwards, one of the tables collapsing onto my upper back. I struggled, trying to get it off of me, but the table was too heavy. My breathing faltered when I heard footsteps dead ass behind me.
With the table on top of me and shit, I couldn't see what was behind me. Whatever it was, lifted the table up and I scrambled into a sitting position. My pulse quickened when I saw what that thing was. It had to be at least 9 feet tall, and had a terrorising smiley face carved into it's head. It looked leathery, too. But the thing that scared me the most, was the blood all over that damn thing.
I crawled backwards like a crab, as it reached its lanky arm out torwards me. I almost screamed at the sight of a hole with dagger like teeth that could probably pierce metal. Out of instinct, I yanked my arm back away from the yellow paper bag looking thing. Taken aback, the yellow thing let out a small noise.
"Oh." Was what it sounded like, and I narrowed my eyes at the pineapple lookin motherfucker. "So.. You can talk..?" I questioned. "Of course, silly! They don't call us the smartest entity for nothin'!" The puffer- fish colored bitch responded. 'Over exaggeration, spongebob.' I thought. "So, uhhh.. What now?" I questioned. "Oh, I almost forgot! It's time for the party!! =)" The piss monster almost screamed. "The.. What?" I said, before he latched his teeth-hands onto me.
Bro first fanfiction 😭
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