Nex woke up and yawned, the sun beating down on his eyes. They pulled their petal blanket off of them and stretched out. Being a tiny woodland fairy was quite difficult, especially getting awake for the day. Nex wondered how many times he'd been mistaken for a bee, and sat straight up. Mr. Pachy, his toy elephant (like a toy poodle) was still sleeping next to them.
"For goodness FUCKING SAKE, wake up Mr. Pachy <3" He'd sing out like a broadway STAR.
The elephant grumbled and look to her side, glaring at Nex.
"Time to slay the day," Nex would beat his chest and jump off the flower yelling like Tarzan. They hopped onto Mr. Pachy and rode into the long blades of grass.
"First things first, we need a purple butterfly wing, the tears and sweat of a gaymer, a buck, and a leaf from the Amazon to make a Prime Potion." Nex would list off. They rode for a bit until they found the LEGENDARY PURPLE BUTTERFLY. Nex grabbed a blade of grass and charged at it, again screaming like Tarzan. The butterfly flew away, and /they/ flew straight into a rock.
Pachy snorted and stalked up to the butterfly, grabbing it with her trunk and squashing it. Nex flew over and he grabbed the wing. "PURPLE AQUIRED!" Nex flew on Mr. Pachy and they rode off into the forbidden human houses. Mr. Pachy went in through the doggy door, and so did Nex. He flew up to a bedroom and stabbed a human playing fortnite with their awesome stinger, making them shed a tear. Nex grabbed it like a crystal ball and flew back down to Mr. Pachy.
"RUN RUN RUN" AAAAAAAAAA
Nex then flew into a bank across the road from the house and stole an 100$ bill.
Nex proceeded to spend the next 3 weeks flying to the Amazon and took a rainforest leaf. They mashed it all together on Mr. Pachy's head (even when she tooted her trunk in protest) and made the legendary potion. Nex hesitantly took a sip... and immediately died. Turns out the butterfly was poisonous.
"FUCK! I was doing so good," Nex complained, pulling their headset off. They looked at chat, begging for them to play again. Eager to change the subject and not go through the PAIN of DYING to a butterfly in a game, he mischievously smiled. "So, you guys, if you make me fanfiction, I'll read it on stream."
THE END
Written by reedpipes (he/it/she)
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Nexcromancy The Woodland Fairy
FanfictionThis was written in like 20 minutes, sorry for any errors! Join Nex and Mr. Pachy on their journey for the ultimate Twitch Prime Potion.
