Kaliev walked into the room wearing nothing but a pair of socks, a mug of hot chocolate in his left hand. He walked in to a hungry Gabriel; hungry, hungry for Kaliev. The soft lull of Thomas the Tank Engine flowed through the speakers. Each beat causing the many large dildos in the room to quiver. The vibrating dildos resonated with each other, creating a haunting melody of pain and pleasure. Many assholes have been broken in the room, and they will continue to be broken. Gabriel wore a tight leather thong that excited Kaliev in ways he couldn't understand. Kaliev stared at the thong, hungry for it. He ran up to Gabriel and tore it off. He shoved it in his mouth, and started chewing it furiously, devouring each leather strap as if it were licorice. Gabriel stood there in shock; there was a guy, EATING his clothes. It really turned him on. Suddenly, a Russian dancing robot burst through the wall. He ran up to the vibrating dildos.
"I must give these to Putin," said the Robot as it flew off.
He flew off while he was putting them in his asshole because he was sure that it wouldn't break his but it turned out he was wrong. He spilled his hot crude oil all over Kaliev and Gabriel as he jet shot into the horizon. Now that lube was accessible, Kaliev took a giant dildo and shoved it into Gabriel's belly button. Gabriel's belly button couldn't handle the fires and the dildo ripped into his stomach and his insides fell out. Kaliev vomited in pure pleasure from the sight of Gabriel's pink, mushy insides. He threw himself into a delicious pile and rolled in it like a dog in grass. But all of a sudden a little girl opened the door to the horrendous scene. The little girl just so happened to be a certified anal destroyer. She then jumped on Kaliev with a great force the he couldn't bear it as they rolled around on the floor. She shove her tiny fist inside Kaliev's anus as she lovingly caressed his insides. She began to thrust the force of 10 sons. This was the force that could kill Gods but yet Kaliev was enduring and she was surprised. She got a golden garden hose and shoved it in too. She turned it on full blast. Kaliev swelled up like a water balloon. Gabriel groped at Kaliev's swollen water filled rolls hungrily. Gabriel took out his secret weapon. It was a baby fetus sown carefully together to form a beautiful and throbbing living dildo. Gabriel's creation is how the movie The Human Centipede was created but that's besides the point. Gabriel's creation started to grip for what it wanted as all babies do, and stitched his insides into the dildo. He thrust it up into his own ass so far that it came out of his mouth. Then he took the dildo and shoved it up Kaliev's ass, forcing it out of his ass, stitching the two together; he couldn't leave the little girl out too. He proceeded to stitch her together in the mutated dildo. Suddenly, the little girl started chanting magic words to summon the mighty lolicentaurs with the giant horse dicks to aide in the beautiful butt fucking that took place. They came in fast and furious, sometimes fitting 3 or more horse cocks per anus, attracted by the sounds of buttfuck, a magic sexy sex potato from the sexy farm of sexiness came. He implanted himself i the middle of the buttfuck. The warm insides of human bodies in heat was the perfect place to plant his roots. For anything is a dildo if you are brave enough, Gabriel shoved the potato up his ass and it sprouted its roots and they piped out of his nipples like hands. The root nipple hands groped for anything it could get it's gross little hands on and found it's way to horsecock. The little hands multiplied and started jerking off all the lolicentaurs in the room. One by one hey came, drenching the room in semen, the potato absorbed the sweet nutrients into its body evolving into a Mr. Potato Floyd Pinkerton, with a horsecock 20x bigger then the others. He started to reproduce with himself. He kept making more of himself even hornier then the last. He made a lot of potato monsters to grab and grope other things so they could experience the same change. The, Gabriel's Gardevoire ran up to him. She yelled,"FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE!!" All of the horny little fucks swarmed Gardevoire. As Gabriel ninja kicked all of the horny basterds because he wanted Gardevoire to himself, he took her to a private room. Gabriel used lick!! It was super effective!! But Gardevoire wanted more. She made Gabriel use Harden, but it failed. Gardevoire used Attract, the she made him use Iron Head; both super effective. Gabriel's Iron Head penetrated Gardevoire's asshole. She moaned in pleasure and Gabriel began to cry because his sick fantasies became true. Gabriel happily fucked his Gardevoire in the asshole, but what he didn't notice, was there was something in between Gardevoire's legs. Something dangly, he reached down and grabbed it. Gardevoire moaned in pleasure. Mortified, Gabriel's cock went limp, but Gardevoire tightened his asshole, trapping him in eternal buttfuckery. He continued to fuck Gardevoire. He filled Gardevoire up until he was vomiting semen, then he decided to switch with Gardevoire. He was full satisfied until his mom walked into his room and woke him up to tell him to get ready for school it was then that he realized that it was all just a dream. He stared at his soiled bedsheets and thought,"Shit."
His mom stared at him. She started to question what was wrong with her son and what he was dreaming about. Gabriel went to school, then walked to the bathroom. He took out his 3DS, and pulled up his Gardevoire. He touched his screen and shed a tear. The tear landed on his 3DS and soaked into the electronics, making his 3DS explode in his hands, and in its place, a Pokemon egg had appeared!!! He was shocked!! He would raise it in secret, for it still contains a mystery. He kept good care of it until one day when he noticed a small crack on the top. The egg was hatching!!! He stared in anticipation as the egg wiggled around. He was very excited to finally figure out that it was a Ralts!! He couldn't believe his eyes!! He reached down and touched the Ralts crotch; No PENIS!! "Its a Miracle!!," Gabriel thought.
He started to think that his dream was finally coming true, until he realized that the Ralts had no asshole or Vagina. Then he started to try to find a way because of the saying "where there's a will, there's a way." So he started to walk the streets to find a guy named Will to help him. He found a shady man in the dark allyway. He sent out his Ralts and made it use confusion. It had no effect. Desperate, Gabriel punched the man. It was Super Effective!! Ralts gained 9001 experience points!! Ralts grew to level 25. What? Ralts is evolving? Gabriel watched in amazement as his Ralts evolved into a Kirilia. Kirilia spoke out to Gabriel,"T-t-thank you master."
Gabriel reached out and touched Kirilia, specifically on its crotch.
"What are you doing Master?" Kirila asked Gabriel.
Gabriel smiled, for he found what he was looking for; a vagina. He was so excited. He couldn't hold his excitement in any longer. But suddenly, hundreds of tentacles unfurled themselves from Kirilia's crotch and wrapped themselves around Gabriel. They started to pull him in, but he refused because his friends haven't gotten the chance to see his secret and he never saw his Kirilia evolve into a Gardevoire. Kirila then tugged harder.
"Sorry Master," She said, and pulled him into her vagina, with Gabriel never to be seen again.
THE END
