Shikaku's POV
"Lord Hokage, you summoned me?"
"Shikaku. Mmmmm. Yeah."
"...what is it sir?"
"Those three... no two? Those idiot students of mine, they never responded to my message. Messages? Mmmm..."
"Excuse me Lord Hokage but, are you drunk?"
"What? Don't be a prude. Sometimes... sometimes what you need to... to uh... ti do this thing I'm doing... you gotta drink. It's hard stufff."
"I... alright, I'm gonna leave this for someone else, what did you summon me here for Lord Hokage?"
"I need you to send these letters out to uh. To my stupid little students."
"The sannin?"
"Yeah, those guys."
"Lady Tsunade and Master Jiraiya?"
"Hmmmm... yeah. Wasn't there another one? Ore- oro- oreo? Oreomario? That little asshole existed right?"
"Sir, Orochimaru is one of the most problematic rogue ninja right now, but yes, he exists and was your student."
"Mmm. Yeah ignore that guy. He's a bittcch. Oh maybe spell check some stuff too."
"Yes Lord Hokage."
"That's Lord- Lord 2nd. No Lord 3rd Hokage... Sarutobi Hiruzen... to you, Shikaku."
"...yes sir."
He quickly exited the office and headed towards his own, avoiding any more of the Hokage's drunk ramblings.
Opening the messages to spell check them as requested, he found them barely legible.
I don't get paid enough for this.
Shikaku spent the next hour translating the gibberish to send along side the original copies, before sending them off to two of the Sannin. Again. Because how dare heroes of this village even be slightly competent.
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Race Against Time // Naruto Time Travel AU
FanficI really like those Naruto time travel stories, so I'm taking a swing at it. This is just for fun, I have very little writing experience. Don't expect amazing quality. Not a ton of Angst. tw: death, swearing I think that's it, let me know if I shoul...
