I Just saw the headline I made for this. This is going to be cringe. God why was I so goddamn stupid-
Someone please kill me-
The fabulous elemental potion
Have you ever wanted to be powerful?
Then try my elemental potion!
My potion will grant you with power of the four elements: (So fucking cringe istg-) Salty clear water, burning hot fire, beautiful nature and cold, windy air. If this potion lands in evil hands that will cause danger to the people of Earth!
First, find four bottles and fold metal around one of them, also find a cauldron and an enchanted stick.
Secondly, take the metal bottle and take a sample of lava and put it in the cauldron.
Thirdly, take another bottle and put water in it then place the other two bottles and put some fresh leaves in one of them. The. Let some air fly into the other bottle then place them into the cauldron. After that, pour the slimey green goo into the cauldron then stir it with the enchanted stick for one hour.
Finally, drink as much as you need and if you feel energetic and powerful... it worked! If not then try it again. If it worked don't go wild because you might hurt someone!
I fucking hate myself. This was so fucking cringe. Someone kill me now.
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