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After the green fog lifted, Harry looked at Shrek's sweaty chest and jumped into it, basking in that sweaty smell of onions.

"Sorry daddy, I didn't mean to," Harry said with a whimper in his voice. "It's ok, you can fuck whoever you want, I don't mind," Shrek said.

Harry started to say something, then Shrek put a finger in Harry's mouth "as long as you do me after" Shrek said with a smile.

Shrek picked up Snape's wand, points it at himself, and shouts "PEENIE NEENIE SHOW ME THAT WEENIE!" Shrek's clothes fly off, flashing Harry his penis. It was huge, bigger than Snape's ever was.

"You read to get down and dirty?" Shrek says. He pushes Harry against a bookshelf and all of a sudden the shelf opens up to reveal a secret sex dungeon; standing facing the wall is Dumbledore.

Dumbledore turns around and says "Hay big daddy where have you been" than Dumbledore sees Harry and Shrek he screams and jumps in the air. "Harry what are you doing here " Dumbledore shouts.

Shrek's hands clench in to fists his nucles turning a pale green. Dumbledore grabs Harry by the shoulder and shouts at him " HARRY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU ARE A DISAPPOI-", Shrek cuts him off by grabbing Dumbledore and throwing him agenst the wall.

" NO!" Harry shouted but it was to late Shrek had Dumbledore by the legs and was about to eat him.

Harry grabbed his wand and shot shrek as he shouted "abra cadabra" the strongest spell in all the wizarding world.

Shrek dropped Dumbledore on the ground unconscious. Shrek clutched his ware Harry shot him as he crumbled to the ground in pain. Harry ran to him tears streaming down his face "DADDY NO" Harry shouted "Daddy you can make it, HELP ANYONE PLEASE".

But no one came no one would ever come for them because they were forever alone. Harry would watch Shrek take his last breath

Oh, and Shrek's last words you were wondering well to Harry he said " honey k-kill fe-eona before she-e go's rabbed." You might be wondering who i am well you see I am donkey and I am also God himself.

" You might be wondering who i am well you see I am donkey and I am also God himself

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 11, 2022 ⏰

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