Caejose 1 shots

Pet Demon teaser

""mhh fuck~"

"this one is super cute" a voice giggled out causing Caesar's eyes to snap open "Woah woah GET OFF!" he bellowed shoving the dude? No... creature? off of him and onto the floor.

"Ow that hurt you little-!" it spat back grabbing Caesar by his hair angrily yanking it.

"get off of me or I'll fucking kill you" Caesar spat kicking them in the thigh

"KILL ME? you summoned me here you bastard and now you're threatening me! this is bullshit." they spat letting go of Caesar who shuffled to the other side of the bed and tucked himself back into his trousers

" Summoned? what do you mean summoned?" Caesar questioned covering himself with his blanket. The creature seated itself on the bed watching Caesar. "you. summoned. me. Don't play dumb!" they huffed pointing at him "If you didn't want it then you shouldn't of done it!"

"What're you talking about?" Caesar asked

"You played a 'game' right? earlier...At that party or some other stupid get-together" they asked.

"Oh my god that stupid game, they made us burn our names and shit, that's what you're referring to?" Caesar asked

"Exactly that, it wasn't a game they just needed multiple people for it to work.... Oh what a bother I thought I could get this over with and be on my merry way... but I suppose that isn't an option since you want to be difficult."

"Sorry, I'm being difficult? you touched me in my sleep!" Caesar snapped

"Uh Caesar, that... That is the point" They replied

"Why do you know my name?" Caesar asked "Are you some crazy stalker, I expected to get one soon enough but I honestly expected it to be a girl and what is with the outfit? You're practically naked and how expensive were those wings?" Caesar questioned

"I know your name cuz you gave it to me in order to summon me, and its my clothes. unlike you stupid humans I don't care about who sees what I've got, It's not like I'm ugly to you anyways, Also, the wings were free? I made them myself"

"Are you an engineer or something?" Caesar asked.

"Oh lord lucifer save me." They groaned "I grew them, It's a part of my body you stupid-" They said mockingly

"Oh.... I don't like you knowing my name and I not knowing yours. what is your name?" Caesar asked

"To you...uh.... Joe"

" Joe. You're telling me a freak broke into my house, touched me and that motherfucker is called Joe."

"Well its not my real name! If I tell you my full name I will be fully bound to you, and you're rude as well as stupid so I'd rather be free thanks" Joe spat.

" Joe is a nickname? what's your real name?..." Caesar peered out the window as he took a moment to think through a few names he knew 'Jhon? no. Jack? Jimmy?! Jonathan... Joe. Joey... Jooooo-seph?' he thought " Joe is short for Joseph isn't it?" Caesar asked whilst he directed his attention to 'Joe'

"It's not a hard name to guess...you aren't as stupid as I anticipated. You still need my last name tho. " Joseph told him.

Caesar lent over and turned the light on watching the bathe the creature in front of him he could see more than his silhouette now, he gazed upon the being across the bed from him. A brunette? huh. He had expected some weird wacky hair colour but he looked... normal. Well as normal as a person can look with horns and bat wings. They were uncomfortable to look at. It just looked odd to see a humanoid being that well... Wasn't human.

Without a word Caesar picked up his phone and scrolled through his friends groupchat scanning over the messages

W-"hey has anyone seen the thing Mark mentioned?"

S-"nah"

E-"Nopeeeee"

W-"that sucks man:("

" uh guys, what was the name of the thing anyway? I've been trying to google it"

M-" they all have different first names but the same last name which is Joestar."

M-" Why?"

"Thanks xx"

M-"Whats with the kisses
you tryna hit?" 

W-"AYO?"

S- "OML"

Caesar put his phone down and looked over at Joseph who was sliding his hand over Caesar's soft blanket probably zoned out.

"Joestar" he said "the last name is Joestar" Caesar told the creature

"Don't say it all together, I am a demon. A succubus and or an incubus to be more specific. Say my full name and I am bound to you and your body, It will become my source of well... energy? life. I'm not good at explaining." Joseph warned Caesar

"So what? you'd live off of fucking me" Caesar snickered

"Yes."

Caesar spent a few moments pondering his options before peering up at Joseph "Hmm you are attractive...." Joseph's eyes widened stareing back at Caesar

"Alright then Joseph Joestar you're stuck with me now, having a pet demon sounds fun" Caesar grinned. a smirk spread across joseph's face. "You're a Bastard" Joseph sat himself down on Caesars lap.

"You're a fool giving yourself to me so recklessly, You cant go anywhere without me, You're susceptible to demonic attacks and you can see us." Joseph told Caesar

"But you have to keep me safe or you'll die" Caesar told Joseph. "Nearly die, If a demon kills you I am toast though" Joseph corrected.

"Good to know" Caesar replied before lying down on his bed. "You wont get to me that easily Jojo" Caesar yawned placing his hands on Joseph's thighs "Oh so calling you master is arousing?" Joseph enquired "Eh!-" Caesar exclaimed. Joseph exploded into laughter.

"No! You shut up this Isn't funny! WERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA" Caesar streaked at Joseph who just laughed harder. Caesar covered his face in embarassment and groaned loudly waiting for the creature to calm down.

"Do you need sleep?" Caesar asked

"Not to survive but we get tired or sleep to pass time. We stay tired if we don't sleep after doing it for a long time it's like withdrawl" Joseph explained

Caesar pulled Joseph onto his chest and stroked his waist soothingly as he reached over to turn his lamp off with his free hand. Joseph looked up at Caesar analysing him as he closed his eyes slowly.