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Brandon: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Wyatt: 'Prettiest Smile'

Rhett: 'Nicest Personality'

(Y/n): 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Gage: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'


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Wyatt: I'm an idiot.

Gage:

Brandon:

Rhett:

(Y/n):

Wyatt:

Gage: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.


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Wyatt: Favorite horror movie?

Gage: It

Brandon: Saw

Rhett: Annabelle

(Y/n): High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics


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(Y/n): Brandon, my old arch enemy.

Wyatt: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

(Y/n): I have a life outside of you, Wyatt.


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Gage: Brandon and I don't use pet names.

Wyatt: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Gage: Honey?

Brandon: Yes, dear?

Gage:

Wyatt: Don't ever lie to my face again.


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Brandon: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you


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Brandon: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Gage: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.


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Wyatt: Welcome, fellow idiots

(Y/n): Hello, Wyatt

Wyatt: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

(Y/n): You underestimate me


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Wyatt: Brandon isn't answering his phone

Gage: I'll call

Wyatt: Rhett and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Brandon: Hello?

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