Please forgive me because this was written at 1:42 am and my little sister is literally right next to me because she got a nightmare and I can't wake her up so forgive the suckiness
(Y/N)= Your Name
Your POV
Haruhi told the host club about my little... Dilemma.
"How exactly does someone 'accidentally' eat 30 pieces of chocolate?" Kyoya asked.
"It was an honest mistake-"
I trailed off, interrupted by the twins.
"Hahaha- Accidentally eating chocolate without paying."
"Hahaha it wasn't even just one."
"Maybe we should try eating that much chocolate on one day Hikaru."
"Kaoru, we can eat the chocolate together when we get home."
The twins were practicing their twincest act and the guests weren't even here yet.
"So I was wondering if you guys can help (Y/N) like you helped me." Haruhi asked the rest of the Host Club.
Help me? How would they help me.. wait- am I going to have to pretend I'm a unicorn and entertain the rich kids here!?
"Ah yes, we could use the extra money she will get."
Kyoya said, as he pushed up his glasses with this weird glint in his eyes... that freaked me out to be honest. He's like a shark, stalking its prey.
But enough comparison between Kyoya and a shark, I have. A serious problem at my hand.
"Um, guys... The people here already know that I am a girl so joining the host cl- Who said anything about you having to dress up as a host?"
Kyoya interrupted me and can I say, R-U-D-E!
"I know you guys aren't just going to give me money so what kind of weird, crazy jobs do I have to do?"
"Ahahahahahaha, I can answer that!"
I screamed what the heck was that!?
"Renge, quit scaring (Y/N)." Haruhi said, clearly unfazed by the giant motor and a girl wearing a.... fairy costume?
Oh, that must be Renge.. just like Haruhi pointed out. She was basically the self appointed manager of the Host Club, but why was she in a Fairy costume?
"Oh, you must be wondering about my costume." I paled, she can read minds now!? "Well, the theme is Mystical and what's more mystical than fairies?"
Oh right, the theme... I actually forget that they were all dressed up like unicorns.
"What do you have in mind, Renge?" Kyoya asked. Why was no one unfazed by the crazy lady on her giant motor?
"She can be the assistant!"
Assistant?
Yay! I updated! *parties with the unicorn host club!*
Oh and :) I read the comments and they made me super happy!!! I'm so happy you guys like this story! <3
SORRY THIS WAS SHORT!!
