JEREMIKE IS NOW REAL

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" oh em gee i need to do my hair!! 1!!1!!" jeremy yelled like a bitch. today was his and mike's wedding (not michael afton), and he need e d to get reafdy!!!!!!! 

j erm ran around the pziizeria while fixing his hair. "im gonna be so pretty omg" he said gayly.

he looked fucking hot in a suit btw

he and mike like!!!! were so gay holy shity.

after making his hair look epic11!1! he alked up the aisle phone guy set up for the wedding. he wa s excitrd!!!! gay people were real in hurricane utah in the 1980s and nothing bad will happen nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

after wait inf at the alter for like forever, the music started playign as mike strode up the aisle. dude's in a fucking wedding dress how cool is that?????? 

"holy shit....." jeremy muttered in a totally straight way. 

after mike arrived, phone guy (who is the priest) rea d the vows. 

"uhhh, blah blah blah. marriage." 

the gays happily ,made out but uh oh!!! here comes mangle!!!!! 

mang;e, pissed that jeremy broke their engagement with them for mike wnet and took a fucking CHOMP out of his frontal lobe!!!!!! 

"ow oof ouch my frontal lobe. " jeremy said calmly. 

jeremy fucking died and mike cried but in a gay way. 

hte end