Wobnled9g

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Ever heard of wobbledogs? Seems innocent right? WRONG it's an awful, nightmare inducing horror show. It all started when I went to go throw out the trash and I saw something shiny in the dumpster, it was a disc that was scratched and dirty with red and green letters says 'WobbleDogs' and in scratchy red letters underneath it says 'do not play, break immediately'. Now I'm terrible at listening to instructions so I, without hesitation, take it home and put it in my laptop. It surprisingly worked despite all the dirt and scratches on it. Clicking open the disc opened up a pastel blue and pink game with bubbly music and a title screen saying... sgodelbbow? No, wait, the title was backwards. How odd, maybe that's why it was thrown away and said to get rid of. It's just glitchy... Or so I thought... I was a fool to think that it was that innocent. Ignorantly ignoring the 'glitch' I click start leading to a save screen with two options, new game and 'wobnled9g' "huh they must not have reset the game before throwing it out" I mumbled to myself and clicked a new game thinking id look at the other save later.

I Finish up the short tutorial and start taking care of my dogs, Mingle, Randy, and Shorty. Weirdly I wasn't about to rename Mingle, but maybe that was part of the tutorial. Once shorty grew up I bred him with Mingle. Big mistake, in the breeding simulation all the dogs were... ghost dogs but not the normal ones you would see when the dogs are memorialized, they had blood-shot, hyper-realistic eyes that stared right into my soul. I immediately went back to the menu and took deep breaths to calm myself down, I soon just chalked it off to a glitch and decided to play that other save that was left there by the original owners. Bigger mistake, once I opened it I saw that there were 69 dogs (which is over the max limit) all of them were staring at me, some were even in the void and/or floating and some were ghosts some were pure pitch black voids all with the same blood-shot, hyper-realistic eyes and this time, they were crying but instead of tears it was hyper-realistic blood.

I scream and try to turn the game off but it wont turn off and the dogs just get closer and closer until they are merged into one big, scary, hyper-realistic wobbledog. It stared at me for a while until it said "you're next" and the game glitched out back to the menu. This time the menu was different, instead of the backwards title it said "wobnled9g" and the colors were inverted and the words on the buttons were backwards. I clicked quit but it glitched out and the dog appeared again, staring at me, until it slowly started smiling at me, a creepy, hyper-realistic, human smile. "You can't get rid of me, Steven" It said with a raspy whisper in my ears, how did it know my name? How did I hear it? I wasn't wearing headphones and my audio doesn't work without it. And as quickly as it appeared it disappeared in a glitchy haze. I quickly took the disc out and threw it on the ground, grabbed a hammer I conveniently had in my office and smashed the haunting disc.

So that's how I survived the horrible game. If you ever see a disc or game named wobbledogs, DON'T TOUCH IT, if I didn't get out of there so quickly I don't know what would have happened. So, heed my warning, it may save you. Now, I've got to go, my neighbor's dog has been barking for days on end and has been getting closer so I better go help them get their dog back home. I wonder when they got a dog.