I woke up today and climbed down my 100ft bed and looked at the mirror at my long blond hair and deep blue eyes sigh why am I so ugly I wondered. Just then my sister came into my room "mom wants you on the first floor living room" she said "ok" I said I decided to take the elevator down the 1000 floors of the house. Once I got there I was greeted with my mom sitting on our couch sipping her wine and grub hub add guy eating a burger "y/n I had to sell you so that I can get ice cream I'm sorry" she said I was so sad and mad I went to my room and climbed onto the roof there I started crying and so I started singing "t-t-t-t-t-t-t-this I-I-I-I-I-I-is m-m-m-m-m-m-my f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fight s-s-s-s-s-song" just then I herd grub hub guy say "you have the best singing I have ever herd" "t-t-thank you" I blushed but then I herd a knock at my door and one direction came in "back off" they said "y/n is ours" BUT THEN the super hot bad boy at my school climbed thru my window along with the mafia boss, grinch and gru along with his 62728358393638393636383836272946843873 minions "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-i-I-I-I don't know what to think" I said "you are all so hot I am going to go to school and think about it". I walked to school and on my way I got 63739474729384629846393763828473827368303726289262279578438852486968462740695736274068351509472516495846363959473749595746274&59673648584625374856262638458474564746093225684577543467709864311346799864326969 marriage askings after I got home I was about to decide but just then the grinch burst into my room "BACK OFF" he said in such a manly tone that I m[2:42 AM]sharted myself "omg your so hot" todoroki said as he entered my room "t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tank y-y-y-you" I said cutely from the street I herd the all boys choir start singing "this is my fight song take back my life song" then they teleported into my room and all said Y/N IS OURS. But then shaggy burst into my room and went into aviator state "Y/N IS MINE" he said while building a pillow fort in which shrek came out out of while sword fighting goku but then Harry Potter flew in and killed hermy the worm "for the y/n is fine" he said but then technoblade came in and killed Harry Potter "no y/n deserves a orphan" he said manly but then gru pulled out a sword that looked like toilet bound haniko kun and said "Y/N IS MINEEE" but then ariel swam into my room and pulled out the death note "y/n shall be mine" she said and wrote peppa pig, Pablo, and Snow White down. They faded away like thanos had snapped then peppa pig came back to life and made Ariel into a fish fillet and then todroki ate it. "I-I-I-I-I can't decide I'll just close my eyes and choose someone" y/n closed her eyes and spun around when she stopped she was pointing at Harry styles who started to sing a song about y/n y/n blushed so hard that she looked like spaghetti sauce Harry styles picked her up and carried her away to their new house And they lived happily ever after. The end lol
