Polnareff One shots

1. (fluff)

Quick history recap, blah blah you joined crusaders right after polnareff and are staying in a hotel in asia. (I don't really care or give a fuck if it's accurate or not all you need to know is your under a tree with polnareff in sunny weather)
Here you are resting under sunny skies with Jean Pierre Polnareff. Well under a tree but still, he was quite the cutie. Huge pecks, abs, beautifully strong toned arms, and he knows French, a beautiful language in theory but in reality it's glorified Spanish. "Are you gonna keep staring at me, or are you gonna speak Mon bébé?" He said and laughed afterwards. "Did you just call me baby!?" You playfully punch his shoulder. "Man down, Man down! j'ai été touché !" He yells dramatically flailing around. "Oh will you quit you baby!" You yell at him kicking him hard in the shin. "ACK! Hey no sense in that Mon bébé.." he sat up and held your chin. Your eyes meet. "Oh Mon bébé your eyes are like sapphires, beautiful, you can get lost in one glance." He smirked. You blush and kiss him... Kiss him!? What were you doing though it didn't matter you had already done it. " Woah woah Mon bébé... So adorable.." he looked your face up and down, before wrapping his arms around you and laying back down. He was hugging you beneath the tree, you didn't even care it was so hot out there. This is what love is wanting to be close to them no matter the weather. "Are you happy, Mon ange?" He says in a low, calm tone. "Yes, and what does that nickname mean?" You ask. "My Angel.. because you are so sweet and innocent, like an angel." He says smiling at you. You blush and smile. "That's adorable.. you big dork!" You giggle. "..dork? What is that?" He looked confused, he didn't know if he should be offended or not. then it wasn't as funny anymore because you didn't get a reaction out of him. "It's like calling you a nerd, or goofy." You explained. "... HEY IM NOT A DORK!" he yelled pushing you away angrily. "Never before now have I been provoked to hit a woman." He glared at you. "Hey! I was kidding.." you reach for him trying to apologize. "Mon belle.. I like hanging out with you. Promise you won't up and die on me?" He says, he turned to you tears streaming from his eyes. "I promise! As long as you promise to stick around Pol!" You say, while your voice is breaking. You broke into tears hugging him. You both lay there for awhile.. your bond strengthened. You both wanted to protect each other no matter what happened, but also stay alive for the other, that's the hard part. People all the time say "I would die for you" but sometimes it's harder to say "I would love for you"
Then you both part ways before Joseph called you two for dinner.