Jealous- eyedress
After last night, Jotaro was particularly bothered about you and Polnareff.
'Well, I haven't properly made it clear (Y/n) is mine,' Jotaro thinks.
It's time to depart from the submarine, coming up on the edge of the red sea. Kakyoin offers to make everyone coffee. Polnareff has since been less clingy, catching the memo from last night.
Jotaro is a different story.You don't know how much he heard. Whatever he heard, or even saw, made the clingy effect jump from your favorite silver haired bow to your favorite black haired boy.
Why? You didn't know. You liked the attention. Even though he liked to be close to you (subtly) he seemed unimaginably pissed. Very, super pissed. Jealous, dare you say
"I just made the last cup, where did it go?" Kakyoin asks.
"Hm? Did you drop it?" Joseph asks, still sleepy. "I got a call from Suzi Q this morning," Joseph adds on. "I had to make sure she didn't come to check on Holly,"
Joseph picks up his coffee, takes a sip....
And gets bitten."OH MY GOD! MY COFFEE IS ALIVE!" Joseph screams.
"Your coffee isn't alive, Joseph! That's the last stand user! The high priestess!" Avdol shouts. "She can transform into metals, rubber, minerals, vinyl, and some other materials!" Joseph drops the coffee in response.
In the blink of an eye, she shoots herself into the wall and back over to Kakyoin, bursting a hole in the wall, and almost stabbing him with an arrow.
Star platinum catches the arrow. "Looks like she can't match Star Platinums speed." Jotaro comments. She retaliated, turning into a razor blade and sliding his hands up.
"The submarine will sink- we need to do an emergency evacuation!" You shout.
Avdol rushes everyone over to a separate room in the submarine, urging you to put on your scuba gear.
"The pressure 300 feet in the ocean will burst your lungs if you swim straight up, we need to swim at an angle so we survive!" Joseph instructs.
"How will we communicate?" You ask.
"Hand signals."
"Our stands."Jotaro and Joseph both give logical responses.
"I know a hand signal!" Polnareff shouts, turning to Kakyoin.
They clap hands, bang their forearms together and make a "ok" symbol with their fingers in sync all while saying "I.. Can.. See.. Your.. Underwear!"
"They're cheap ones from the SWF, don't judge." You say, turning your nose up.
"Stop fooling around and go!" Joseph says
You file out of the submarine into the water, swimming parallel with the land.
You summon Butcher. "Where did she go?"
Avdol points up onto the land, rerouting so you guys are going up faster.
What you don't notice is the giant mouth sitting to suck you in below you, the opening of the mouth sucking the water in in such strength and rapid succession you end up in the mouth in the blink of an eye.
You shed your scuba gear- no flippers, goggles, or mouthpiece.
"Where are we?" Kakyoin pants out.
"In the stands mouth it appears," Avdol says.
"How is that possible?" You ask. This seemed crazy.
"HAHAHA! There are so many minerals on the ocean floor! Idiots!" She cackles. "It's a shame I have to kill you, Jotaro, you're just my type." She sighs out.
Polnareff has a lightbulb moment. He waddles over to Jotaro (he is not pleased with this).
"Good grief. Do I really need to say that?" He says.
You squint. Kakyoin squints.
"My, it really is a shame. Perhaps if I saw you, you'd be my type too. Maybe it would be love at first sight." He tips the rim of his hat.
Before you can even process it, Polnareff shouts something out too. "Your voice is quite beautiful. I would've loved to meet you." He tries to swoon.
"She comes across as an elegant women. My fortune teller instincts tell me so." Avdol adds on. Wow. Pulling out the fortune teller card.
"To me, she sounds just like Audrey Hepburn." Kakyoin plays along. You mutter to yourself.
"Baby, if I was 30 years younger!" Joseph shouts. You cringe. She's not gonna buy it, but fuck it, you'll play along.
"...Totally. You sound like a babe." You try your best to be charismatic.
...
"YOU LYING BASTARDS!" She screams, flinging Jotaro into her teeth.
"YOU CANT ESCAPE MY TEETH! THEYRE STRONGER THAN DIAMONDS!" She screams once more, crunching Jotaro inbetween her teeth.
No, this can't be it. It's just not how Jotaro would go out.
And you'd be right.
"oraoraoraoraoraora..." It grows louder.
"OraOraOraOra..." You can hear the teeth shifting, blood flowing into the mouth.
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!" It finally surfaced, teeth fragments spewing out across the mouth, tongue flailing.
"Jotaro!" You shout. You knew he would make it.
The stand retreats, leaving you to quickly swim up to the top because you foolishly took out your mouthpiece. Oh well.
You swim to the surface, finally feeling the light of the sun again. The sand under your toes crunched, feeling amazing to be able to just breathe fresh air.
'Submarines are like cages,' You think."Oh, oh! I see her!" Polnareff says, running over. "Let me see if she's hot!"
...
"....No comment. Her teeth are knocked out, what's the point?" Polnareff says, walking back over slowly. Ew. Karma.
"Ugly bitch." Jotaro mutters, loud enough for you to hear. It makes you snicker.
"Avdol, why do you say there's no stand users left after her besides DIO?" You ask. "It doesn't make sense."
"Because the only card left in the major arcana is The World," He says.
"That still doesn't make sense. We could pile through quite a few more stand users on the way. My stand isn't on the major arcana, so..."
"Perhaps you're right."
Off to traverse the desert.
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Jotaro X male reader (Orphaned)
FanfictionEnded up orphaning this story after a while. Kind of embarassed or my writing. Characters tend to be really OOC.