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Written 11-9-21
Spleens the cat. The weirdest cat known to inhabit my youtube recommended page. Despite that all, under that dumb exterier she is a smart and strong cat. Spleens the cat was chosen to retrieve a lightbulb for her family, the Leg Day Family who don't have the brain capacity to do anything and fought a mighty beast named Karen Starbucks. Spleens met a friend. Spleens was victorious. This is the story of Spleens. ᩿𐩑𓆞 ᩿ 𓆟 ᩿֯
I woke up to the distinct smell of bacon under a small box I found during my journey. It had rained the night before so I wanted to stay dry. Wait. Bacon? I look to my side and see a small pig curiously sniffing me. My first thought was to eat it. But I realized I was on a diet consisting only of dandelions and grass. I still have a journey to retrieve a lightbulb to power my family's bathroom. And everywhere else which is too much to list.
I yawn and reluctantly get up starterling the pig, making it squeal in fear as I see it rapidly waddle out of the box. I blink and start my grooming routine which is basically just rubbing my fur the opposite direction. My stomach growled. I was hungry. I waddle outside to be hit by a bright ray of sunshine into my eyes, temporarily blinding me as I slipped in a puddle and tumbled into a small landing of thorns.
