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We met in a cozy garden

She was full of life

So clean and attractive

If this one isn't my wife,she should definitely be my mistress

We get talking and darkness fall

It's time to go

We exchanged contact and address

Soon we were going on dates

She's been to my house

I've never been to hers

Why

"Not now baby"
That's what she would say

I decided to pay her a surprise visit

Then I knew why she never wanted me to come to her house

The cobwebs on her door can house five thousand spiders

Jeez

Her refuse dump by the door,

The stench is from hell

I opened her door and I saw her in

"You never told me you were coming"

"Well, I'm here now"

Five giant rats were living in her room

They mate and gave birth to tons of grand rats,

Is that not a pant?

Her plate which she eat two days ago was sitting majestically beside her bed

Sitting on the bed

Nine bed bug already bitten me

I set to work

I cleaned the house without uttering a word to her

Her dirty room was converted into a mini palace

When I was done

I told her

"I'm done with you"

© OlujimiAyomide

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