Once upon a time there was a pink, yellow and blue caterpillar named Mr.Octopus the great the 3rd. But we shall shorten his name to Octo for convenience in writing this story so it is not very very much longer then it has to be. That sentence is an example of this. Anyway back to the story, One day he was out in the grass during sunset while out looking for grass titans to unalive because he heard once that grass titans have raspberry gold inside them. And he wanted the raspberry gold all to himself, cause why share it with the world when you can have it all to yourself. (*Chips chips chips chips! we like plain chips! our apologies for the inconvenient mention of chips we just love them sm*). ANYWAYS back to the story again, as Octo was inching through the grass he found himself by the ocean. He saw an amazing sight, a slimy squishy wet sea spider! It was love at first sight! But it turned to hate at seco d sight when he relized the sea spider was purple, he hates the colour purple, when he was younger a purple centipede at his grandma "I ATE MY GRANDMA!" - shiny crab guy from Moana. Octo went and got hus sword and charged in with a fierce war cry and stabbed the sea spider multiple times. Unfortunately Octo's seord was too small to do any harm and the sea spider survived with little damage done. Then Octo noticed a dimond engraved in its skin, "if you guve me your diamond i shall let you live" he said to the sea spidr, "I can't give it yo you, this diamond belonged to my second cousins little sisters best friends first boyfriend who died of cancer last year, so I must keep it by my side as it's very important to me" said sea spider. "Too bad I want it" octo says spider gives up, gives the diamond to Octo and says "I suppose I have no choice then". "Thanks"! Octo says. Sea spider adds "By the way my names Dave, what's yours". "I'm Mr. Octopus the great the 3rd" Octo replies with a proud smile. "What is your quest, your reason for being here?" Dave asks (*My fellow writer proceeds to quote a sparrow scene from Monty Python Quest for the holy grail*) "I'm going to find the grass titans" Octo responds. "Can I accompany you on your journey??" Asks Dave. "What of course not I don't need a lame sea spider slowing me down every step of the way". Octo exclaims. "But I wanna see the world" Dave whines "It's my dream". Then Dave proceeds to sing a melody about his dreams *Ive got a dream~ That one rapunzel song* Octo can't help but let him join as they scour the world searching for the grass titans and their raspberry gold intestines. So off they go la dee da. Btw Dave is actually a shapeshifter so he is now a spider but a big purple ugly one with warts. They search far and wide but no signs of the grass titans. Years pass and eventually they both die. (With some gay "no homo" stuff in-between) The end.
-Written and illustrated by the amazing super duper awesomly cool amazing us
